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http://www.theonion.com/content/horoscope/jan-17-2007

2007-01-22 07:40:37 · 5 answers · asked by Double O 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes

what the hell is this.... my horoscope says im going to die.... what the hell?

EDIT holy **** i just read it that is some funny ****....

2007-01-22 07:43:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

thats cute

2007-01-22 15:43:35 · answer #2 · answered by pa625 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

those are pretty good... like them....

2007-01-22 15:48:55 · answer #3 · answered by Wiked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

hey , thanks i enjoyed that! i'll have to bookmark that page!

2007-01-22 17:29:36 · answer #4 · answered by ~just_jd~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Thanks... I love the Onion.

cya.

2007-01-22 15:44:20 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋