THIS IS A NONPARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY BOTH PARTIES!
NOT ONLY THAT, IT IS POLITICALLY CORRECT!!
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically
hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it
seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts,
you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the man.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll
do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose
where to spend eternity."
"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the
senator.
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes
down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle
of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in
front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him,
shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while
getting rich at the expense of the people.
They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar
and champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has
a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time
that before he realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the
elevator rises...
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where
St. Peter is waiting for him.
"Now it's time to visit heaven."
So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls
moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a
good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St.
Peter returns.
"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven.
Now choose your eternity."
The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I
would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I
think I would be better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down,
down to hell.
Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren
land covered with waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and
putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and
there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank
champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a
wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.
What happened?"
The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning......
...... Today you voted."
2007-01-22 06:53:16 · 9 answers · asked by 51 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
Love it. Sad but true. It is a politician's job to serve the people, but many of them see it as their job to just say whatever it takes to get elected, then all bets are off and they forget what they promised. Good way of making a valid point.
2007-01-22 07:07:17 · answer #1 · answered by Leah 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wasted my time
I guess I need political incorrectness to LOL
nice try
See watering down to meet political correctness is bad
to me at least
F political correctness it is destroying the USA
2007-01-22 07:43:54 · answer #2 · answered by bob b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first actual time the Mr.Jawahar Lal Nehru replaced into the chief! Mr. Mohandass Karamchand Gandhi asked that factor please wreck the Congress social gathering. Which build purely for the liberty for India, from the British. yet purely for the taking of the sympathy of the regular public of India, Mr.Jawahar Lal Nehru in no way wreck it. He decide for to be top minister of India! yet Mr.Jinna additionally decide for to be. so as that the India braked and Pakistan replaced into take start. in basic terms think of who Leads us? pass to library and examine the historic previous.
2016-11-01 00:18:06 · answer #3 · answered by ridinger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long, but very interesting. I get it, pretty complex. I wouldn't see it as being funny, but it gets a message across.
2007-01-22 07:02:51 · answer #4 · answered by Huey Freeman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha. Pretty funny. I liked it.
2007-01-22 07:12:51 · answer #5 · answered by chamae 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
love it
2007-01-22 07:45:16 · answer #6 · answered by Faith White 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahaha
2007-01-22 07:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank you....that is really rich....
2007-01-22 07:01:57 · answer #8 · answered by cappy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Very nice!!!
2007-01-22 07:00:53 · answer #9 · answered by amg503 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋