My husband likes 'em BIG.
2007-01-22 05:03:22 · 51 answers · asked by B0FF0 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
First get yourself a lazee boy recliner and this is where you are gonna camp out. You will eat no breakfast. Two HUGE meaty greasy meals 8 hours apart, then whatever snacks you want all day, but you have to have steak n shake milkshakes too daily, Your lack of sleep, lack of breakfast, and sitting all day will do the trick as your metabolism will grind down to nothing.
Oh yeah, get yourself a damn little annoying bell to have people wait on you, The depression at everyone hating your guts wil cause you to eat all the more.
2007-01-22 08:45:38 · answer #1 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey Boffo you really have some strange questions, I thought that the smoking one in peticular was weird but this question surpasses that one by a mile - to gain 100 pounds real fast I would suggest that you find an unemployed midget and strap him on your back - what kind of sick man do you have that would like you fatter? unless you are Nicole Ritchie I wouldn't ever ask someone to put on an extra 100 pounds it just doesn't make sense
2007-01-22 05:10:55 · answer #2 · answered by Weapon X 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat lots of simple sugar, things that won't fill you up but will still give you calories such as sodas. Eat six times a day, wake up in the middle of the night and have something to eat even if it's a shake. You could lift weights to contribute some muscle mass to that gained poundage
2007-01-22 05:06:57 · answer #3 · answered by Slowhand Ben 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What???
You're going to gain 100lbs to satisfy someone else's view of what is "beautiful?"
I would seriously consider why you feel the need to gain this weight "fast," and if you'll be happier living a, ahem, fuller life. Gaining that much weight quickly isn't healthy, nor is bending to someone else's perception of what looks good and what doesn't.
If you do feel the need to gain 100 pounds, you should at least consult a physician who would be willing to help you, though I would question the background of one who does.
Sorry, I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life--I'm just questioning your question...
2007-01-22 05:12:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mcdonalds
2007-01-22 05:06:11 · answer #5 · answered by chris n 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, i agree with the other 2 people, you can probably die from gaining yo much weight, and 100 lbs, is well, A LOT!
2016-05-24 18:03:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whisker Lickens
2007-01-22 05:41:03 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat and do nothing else, unless you want to gain weight even faster, in that case.
Eat massive amounts of food while pumping iron 10 hours a day.
2007-01-22 05:09:49 · answer #8 · answered by Mick 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Come to my house I'll cook you some soul food for break feast,Brunch,lunch, and dinner and i must throw in a mid nite snack on the side maybe a sweet potato pie with a drum leg on the side lol
2007-01-22 05:07:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Instead of drinking water. Fry 10 lbs of bacon and drink the grease three times a day. If ya get sick of bacon grease, switch to pork links. The grease from pork links is much sweeter but not as fattening
2007-01-22 06:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by Bent 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋