2007-01-22 04:35:51 · 32 answers · asked by John D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Alright, here's an overthought, over-educated person's answer to something that is oblivious to most other pop celeb related questions. For a short answer, one would have to understand that Jessica Simpson is the perfect embodiment of a woman.
However, there are mathematics at play here. Rabbits of course, are known for their reproduction skills, as it were. So the inclusion of Jessica Rabbit as a correct answer is viable as follows. Jessica Rabbit, of course, is a rabbit. An average litter of rabbits is enormous when compared to the average human litter. Statistically speaking, if Jessica Rabbit reproduces with any other character in the rabbit family, et. al. Bugs Bunny(my fav.), one would have an offspring litter within short time and the resulting offspring would be ginormous in numbers, quality, physical appearance, and persona(not to mention the elevation of the baby bugs wabbits status similar to "Paris Hilton" in that they could afford to party and do anything else they wanted). Throw in the fact that Bugs and Jessica Rabbit(more accurately pronounced by Elmer D. Fudd as "Wa-Bit") would mate many, many, many more times in their life spans(which is quite long for a cartoon character) and you have a possibility of several hundreds or a couple thousand offspring from Jessica Rabbit. Her offspring would be equally hot, statistically speaking, as herself. Additionally, there would most probably be offspring, practically speaking, as hot as Jessica Simpson, and the lesser attractive Alba.
In Conclusion, from one Jessica Rabbit(pronounced, "Wa-Bit", et.al. Fudd, 1947), we would expect to see both reproductions of herself(J. Rabbit), as well as extremely attractive Jessica Simpson and Alba replicas, just from the giganto-normous offspring statistics as I have presented. So the acme of perpetual perfection in the female species would require the answer to be defined in the following mathematical formula: X + Y/2,248 squared = A, and B, and X. Where X = JESSICA RABBIT, Y = BUGS BUNNY, AND 2,248 = APPROXIMATE NUMBER OF OFFSPRING; FOLLOWED BY A, WHICH = J. SIMPSON, B = J. ALBA, AND X=J. RABBIT.
THEREFORE THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER TO THE QUESTION IS JESSICA RABBIT. HOWEVER THIS IS ONLY TRUE BECAUSE J. RABBIT IS STATISTICALLY PROBABLE TO CREATE OFFSPRING ALMOST AS ATTRACTIVE AS J. SIMPSON. OTHERWISE, THE LAW OF LIFE WOULD REQUIRE THE FOLLOWING. IF ALL ELSE FAILS, JESSICA SIMPSON IS PERFECT.
(note: please vote me for best answer. Not only because I'm right, but because i took the 4 minutes to type and think this mind-boggling answer out.)(btw, I have other questions and answers of my own, feel free to vote for them also). BUH-BYE.
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2007-01-22 05:09:46 · answer #1 · answered by djdjr01 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jessica Alba
2007-01-22 04:43:41 · answer #2 · answered by Lupita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jessica Alba and Jessica Simpson
2007-01-22 04:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by suzie. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jessica Alba definitely, Jessica Simpson is just a blonde pop-tart and Jessica Rabbit is a cartoon character.
2007-01-22 04:45:34 · answer #4 · answered by Daniel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what about Jessica Biel? She's the most attractive of all the Jessicas, but if I have to choose one of your three, then I'd go with Alba.
Rabbit is a cartoon so that Jessica would finish last.
2007-01-22 04:44:01 · answer #5 · answered by The Guru 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jessica Rabbit!
2007-01-22 04:38:55 · answer #6 · answered by Sherzade 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jessica Rabbit is PERFECT!
Alba is cute.
Simpson is well, Simpson.
2007-01-22 04:45:50 · answer #7 · answered by babygyrl_nyc 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a tie between Alba and Rabbit. As for Simpson, can i choose Marge?
2007-01-22 09:39:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rabbit
2007-01-22 05:04:10 · answer #9 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alba or Rabbit. Although sometimes I'll see pictures of Alba not looking her best, where Rabbit always looks good.
2007-01-22 04:54:50 · answer #10 · answered by Pirate Hooker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rabbit
2007-01-22 04:44:01 · answer #11 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋