A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious.On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag killer, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat fart, left wing liberal drunk." "So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian, who wants power at any cost. He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well,so does Hilary Clinton!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands in agreement, when a truck hit us."
BWAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA
2007-01-22 04:02:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
good, I had a good laugh before going tosleep,send some more jokes like this everyday. Thankyou.
2007-01-22 04:23:36 · answer #1 · answered by ramy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting!
2007-01-22 12:10:31 · answer #2 · answered by the_twenty_car 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha now that was funny lol and he's right about Hilery hahaha
2007-01-22 12:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by Helena White 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Formula joke...insert names here...Your version is Definitely Clever! Thanks for the chuckle, I'll show appreciation with a star!
2007-01-22 12:12:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-01-22 12:10:12 · answer #5 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like 2 people that would be dumb enough to stand out in the middle of the street.....
2007-01-22 12:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by renee 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
LOL, He was right about Hillary. LOL
2007-01-22 12:06:07 · answer #7 · answered by americanmalearlington 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats very funny i'm going to masterbate now goodbye
2007-01-22 12:07:12 · answer #8 · answered by high 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
o.k? good joke i guess....but not the best
2007-01-22 12:19:50 · answer #9 · answered by Pinay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very,very good!
2007-01-22 12:06:06 · answer #10 · answered by slabsidebass 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋