Revenge, Some git just nailed my desk draw shut while i was in the bog, any suggestions.....?

Answer 1

try stephen c follow the link

Answer 2

If they're wooden drawers, the bottom should actually be able to slide out of its channels in the frame. If you can work it out on the jokers desk, glue/nail the sliding bottom of the drawer to the back of the desk and lube the channels in which the bottom fits. When he opens his drawer, the bottom will stay in place and the contents of the drawer will fall out in his lap and on the floor.

Another thing is that there's usually enough of a gap around the drawers to squirt some shaving cream in, even if you have to feed a thin straw or tube in to do it. Fill all his drawers with shaving cream. This works even if the drawers are locked by the owner.

Although messing with the chair can be fun, you risk causing serious injury, so I'd avoid that one (unless you simply nail or glue it to the floor or take the wheels off).

Answer 3

Take the desk to the bog next time.

Answer 4

Someone really does not like you at all. Okay, so the boss is dropping a hint such as, 'why aint you gone'? Tomorrow you'll find your desk in the lift. This is usually the final hint. Take it.

Answer 5

Yeah! Nail his head to the office door! Open and shut vigorously several times! Usually works :)

Answer 6

You could rearrange all the keys on his keyboard, this is easy to do, they just pop in and out with some persuasion.

OR jelly his stationery as per The Office. All you need is some jelly, a mould, and some hot water!

Answer 7

Write this on the notice board; "anyway, under which code was my desk draw nailed"?

Answer 8

Steal the ball from his mouse and hide the power line to his computer.

Answer 9

Pretend you havent noticed, this will annoy them more then you finding that your drawers have been nailed shut!!!

Answer 10

superglue the handset of the phone to the craddle, or loads of tiny crumbs on the keyboard, stops them working.