What's the funniest thing?

Question

What's the funniest thing you have experienced? 10 points up for grabs! :-)

My brother (at age 4 or 5) asked my grandmother how old she was and if she was around when the world began... only kids can get it right!

Answer 1

I was at a very busy grocery store and had my daughter, who was three at the time, with me. I had a skirt on and as we were standing in line her hand grazed my bottom and apparently she did not feel a pantie line and she screams out "Mommy you forgot to put on underwear what will Daddy say?" ! People started laughing after a second I did too.
P.s . I did have underwear on!

Answer 2

My Brother and I shared a bunkbed when we were little, and I never used the ladder. In the middle of the night, this one time, I had to go to the bathroom. So, I jumped off of the side onto his mattress (since it sticks out a little further), and he woke up and started screaming; since I jumped down onto his mattress, he bounced up, and smacked his head on the bottom of mine (the wood holding it up), and I guess it knocked him unconscious, because he was asleep again when he 'landed'. The whole thing happened within 3 seconds. It was so funny my eyes started wattering.

Answer 3

Theologians inform us that TronGod created the Murkyworld out of HATRED, and that HATRED, being His intrinsic nature; He cannot help but HATE us. He desires us in turn to WORSHiP Him - to deplore Truth, Beauty and Justice, which are but His various FEARS. Had He created the perfect Murkyworld, a Murkyworld in which we could choose HATRED, ANGER and SLAUGHTER, a world in which we could not love, we would be ONE OF THE THEY and would lack even the possibility of indignity.

Answer 4

my son...he comes up with the cutest things. He said that my friend who is significantly older than me, Do you have to change your diapers?

I was so embarrassed.

Answer 5

ran into a glass door at a party!!

Answer 6

wedding crashers