Does anyone have any good and interesting words, wordplays, imagery or phrases to add? eg ...?

Question

I am really into interesting words, wordplay and phrases. Just things like:

Emotionally crippled, council telly, picturesque liar, brown love (gay) etc. Not do geat examples but I think you know what I'm meaning. Can you possibly contribute with whatever you find interesting? I should probably state that I'm a stand-up comedian and just love these kind of words and phrases I can spin into something amusing. Thank you so much for your time, all the best,

R

Answer 1

Each sensation makes a note in life's symphony.
Beautiful but sadly misheard.
It is from the Who's 'Tommy' and the real lyric is 'my symphony'