2007-01-22 02:52:03 · 10 answers · asked by ultramale 1 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farter
2007-01-22 03:10:35 · update #1
If you get paid for farting, and recieve no other income, you are indeed classed as a professional. If you still claim a giro, and only get paid occasionally for farting, then you are only semi professional. If you get no money from farting, then you are just a smelly tw@.
2007-01-22 03:09:54 · answer #1 · answered by Joe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Professional Farter
2016-11-10 20:46:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Follow a daily diet of Brussel Sprouts and Baked Beans
2007-01-22 03:49:16 · answer #3 · answered by Daisy Roots 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can become a Petomanist, that is, if you have the talent, make a living playing tunes from your rusty sherrifs badge. We have had one in our local club, Mr Methane was his name. His rendition of "Stairway to Heaven" reduced the whole club to helpless, hysterical laughter. "My Way" was a particular favourite as well.
2007-01-22 04:33:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HHhmmmm.... die, maybe. Not to worry, no one would miss you. On the serious side, get a life buddy, stop using up oxygen and space!
Thanks for the 2 points
2007-01-22 03:07:20 · answer #5 · answered by Wisdom??? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't know but if you do find out I have a son and husband who can join you!
2007-01-22 03:02:25 · answer #6 · answered by garfish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat plenty tip top beans and everyone will nominate you lol
2007-01-22 03:01:42 · answer #7 · answered by archaeologia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat lots of mushie peas
2007-01-22 03:07:39 · answer #8 · answered by lennydiane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your official title will be a 'fartiste'!
2007-01-22 03:12:45 · answer #9 · answered by madmynx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! you must have mad skills
2007-01-22 03:30:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋