...quickly spray him down with 10 coats of "Ultra-hold" hairspray and "freeze" him in the act??
2007-01-22 02:50:56 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You know...it's almost scary to see the number people that actually take this question seriously. Do you really think I could stiffen a dogs hair enough to hold them in place?? Some of you guys have some great ideas though as to how to scare off the neighbors dog.
2007-01-22 03:14:31 · update #1
I guess, if permanently observing a dog poo is the sort of thing your into.
2007-01-22 03:00:36 · answer #1 · answered by Virginia Loinsworth 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put little American Flag Tooth picks in the "Piles" to show your patriotism. Or Sprinkle Glitter on them to Jazz them up a bit. But if you must resort to the Hair Spray Plan I would go with Aqua Net it's Animal Freezing Quality's are the stuff dreams are made of. Plus Motley Crew used it.
2007-01-22 02:55:41 · answer #2 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heavens no! Do you want the ASPCA or the PETA people coming after you!? Not to mention the criminal charges of cruelty to animals! Just get a shovel, a paper bag and a pack of matches...put the poo in the bag, place it on the neighbor's porch, light the bag, and ring the bell and run!
Or just use the shovel to pick it up and toss it back into the dog owner's yard!
2007-01-22 02:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by Survivors Ready? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make a tombstone out of plywood and paint the following on it:
Here Lies The Last Dog That Sh1t On My Lawn
2007-01-22 03:46:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is what my neighbor did while my canines saved escaping and doing that. First he courteously asked me to repair the fence. i attempted yet did no longer do a solid interest. the situation could have ended there. Then he warned me that he became putting a humane seize in his backyard. while he caught my canines, he took it to the pound and advised me that he had achieved that. I had to pay lots to get my canines out of the pound and additionally drop each thing and circulate at the instant simply by fact the canines had a three-day existence shrink in there. It became incredibly inconvenient. I found out my lesson and have been given a expert to repair the fence. wish this facilitates.
2016-12-12 17:32:54 · answer #5 · answered by sherburne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a better idea… You should do like my neighbor [who lives a couple streets over]. His neighbor was repeatedly letting his dog leave “droppings” on his lawn. When he was fed up, he picked up the dog’s poop and put it on the guy’s lawn! Classic! Now, he has a sign in his front yard that says: “Please pick up your dog’s droppings.”
2007-01-22 02:57:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a pellet gun and aim for the bullseye under the tail the next time the dog is in your yard
2007-01-22 03:05:45 · answer #7 · answered by sickand tired 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Psst....Have they got a wheelie bin?...you know the ones the recyclers collect...( I believe after a week of dog poop in a bin is waaaay on the nose..You will only have to do that one time )..good luck and have a poop free 2007 !!
2007-01-22 02:58:34 · answer #8 · answered by ozzy chik... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have a similar issue. We shovel the poop onto our neighbors front step. We also have a big squirt gun, and we've filled it with balsamic vinegar. I'm sure that dog smells LOVELY when he leaves our yard!!
2007-01-22 02:55:32 · answer #9 · answered by Lolly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take all of the special "piles" from the neighbors dog, put them in a paper bag, sit it on their front porch, light it on fire and knock on the door...lol. That'll teach em.... :o)
2007-01-22 02:55:30 · answer #10 · answered by Lacey C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋