2007-01-22 02:18:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
oh u know, gravity and all that stuff, just blame science, always works for me
2007-01-22 02:20:37 · answer #1 · answered by pixoncoke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the lava lamp is possessed by demons that want to steal the monkeys life.
2007-01-22 02:22:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're able to be come a eunuch by skill of the top of the honeymoon. I mean i could think of till now beautiful your self in warm n steamy pastime with your betrothed. Being that she is lots warmer than what you have been used to with the different women on your existence. a night of debauchery together with her can take a turn for the worst and you're able to grow to be an appendage - much less man or woman in case you're no longer careful. I mean that iridescent easy popping out of your newly wed is warm adequate to burn your manhood remarkable off and you're able to desire to be careful. I propose to the the two certainly one of you which you adult males strengthen a greater better bond that would not pertain to intercourse. In different words grow to be an old married couple interior the golden age of your sexual exploration years.
2016-11-26 01:57:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep an eye on that monkey... as soon as you turn your back on him he's gonna drink that lava lamp
2007-01-22 02:21:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hard to find good help these days, huh? my monkey keeps opening and closing the fridge to see if he can catch the man that turns the light inside on and off.
2007-01-22 02:25:08 · answer #5 · answered by Ebony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because there is a tiny little Vegas style topless show going on in there. You just don't look long enough to spot it.
2007-01-22 02:21:28 · answer #6 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He loves looking at the lights.
2007-01-22 02:51:51 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who DOESN'T stare at lava lamps all day?
2007-01-22 02:21:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your monkey has been in your stash again!
2007-01-22 02:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by P-Nut 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he's stoned? Does he eat mass quantities of chips too? ;-)
2007-01-22 02:24:45 · answer #10 · answered by Enchanted 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋