I got one... Why do we say we have to "take a Piss/dump" when we are actually leaving it?
Here's a southern one... Why do we "cut the lights on or off?" If they were cut, they'd be gone for good, right? So, how do you cut them on? I never understood that one...
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2007-01-22 01:13:45
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answered by Anonymous
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Oxymorons. That's what they are. I had a long list. I'll look for it . Here are some in the meantime. True copy., diet icecream, artificial flavors, genuine copy, imitation cheese,
Top 20 List:
20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works
Bittersweet, Sweet Sour, Safety Hazard, Civil War, Holy War, Minor crisis, one choice, Mutually exclusive, fresh frozen, mad scientist, almost always, almost finished, politially correct, pre-existing condition, Living dead, Peace keeping troops, Holy War, Genuine imitation, grounded flight, sun shade, true counterfeit, turned up missing, one man audience, virtual reality, Virgin Mother, freezer burn, old news, .almost exactly, almost finished, half empty or half full, fully cooked, underdone, soinds of silence, remarkably common, straight curved, straight hooked,etc.
2007-01-22 01:17:38
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answered by rosieC 7
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