It was over 80 here in South Florida and I spend the whole day out side. Now I have this painful sunburn, but it's better than freezer burn!
2007-01-22 00:09:28 · 18 answers · asked by Cyber Stalker 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
And yes I am bragging and no I don't care if someone gets mad.
2007-01-22 00:48:35 · update #1
It is very cold and cloudy with snow showers and ice here in New York. Enjoy the warm weather.
2007-01-22 00:14:21 · answer #1 · answered by Bazinga 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I got a sunburn down here in Sydney. And I really stuck it to the bus driver on the way back, Check it out.
THE BUS
A bus is at a terminus, about to leave. The passengers are boarding slowly. Jamie is trying to cross the street. As he crosses, the last passenger takes her seat and the driver closes the door. Jamie is not a violent person. But he has a keen sense of fairness. He is also a passive aggressive. If you **** with him, you’re gonna regret it.
Jamie: (standing in front of the bus) Would you mind opening the door?
Driver: No. You’re too late.
Jamie: Oh, alright. (he just stands there, in front of the bus)
Driver: So can you get out of the way?
Jamie: No.
(Driver starts the bus, with all the noises that entails. Jamie doesn’t move)
Driver: Get out of the way.
Jamie: What?
Driver: Get out of the way!
Jamie: I can’t hear you.
Driver: (turns off the engine) Can you please get out of the way?
Jamie: Well, no. I’m trying to get on the bus.
Driver: You can’t get on the bus, you’re too late.
Jamie: Oh, okay.
Driver: So get out of the way.
Jamie: No.
Driver: Look. You can’t stand in front of the bus and stop me from leaving.
Jamie: But I’ve already done it.
Driver: But you can’t.
Jamie: But I’m doing it.
Driver: (getting flustered) Don’t you realise
you’re inconveniencing the other passengers?
Jamie: No, I’m inconveniencing you. You’re inconveniencing the other passengers.
Driver: How am I inconveniencing the other passengers?
Jamie: Through your obstinacy. All you had to do was let me on the bus, and then you and your “other” passengers could have been away from here ages ago.
Driver: I can’t let you on the bus.
Jamie: Well obviously you can’t let me on the bus now. You’d lose face.
Driver: What the hell does that mean?
Jamie: Language! Think of the “other” passengers.
Driver: Just move.
Jamie: No.
Driver: Look! If you know I’m not gonna let you on the bus, then what could possibly be gained from just standing there, preventing me from leaving.
Jamie: Well, I’m really just killing time until the next
bus arrives. But I thought I could use the time wisely.
Driver: Go on.
Jamie: You need to be taught a lesson.
Driver: A lesson?
Jamie: A lesson in humility.
Driver: Humility?
Jamie: Yes, humility. You bus drivers think you’re the boss. But you’re not. You’re the servant. You’re supposed to be serving the public. My taxes pay for your wages, and when I want to travel on a bus, I expect to be allowed to get on that bus.
Driver: You’re not getting on the bus. You’re too late.
Jamie: Yes, so you keep saying.
Driver: Ugh.
Jamie: Now I don’t know why it is that you’ve decided to be so spiteful today. Maybe you had a nasty experience with another passenger and you feel the need to reassert your authority. Maybe you just resent having to work, while others are enjoying their weekend. Who knows?
Driver: Get out of the way!
Jamie: Possibly you have a chip on your shoulder because you know that you’ll never be able to get a regular nine to five job. Or maybe you’re just a scumbag.
Driver: The transport police will be here in two minutes.
Jamie: That’s alright. I regret nothing. Oh look. Here comes another bus!
2007-01-22 00:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think my extra portable heater (along with the Heat Pump on 80+) burned my left thigh a little. Does that count, you lucky Floridian?? @8-)
2007-01-22 00:19:22 · answer #3 · answered by Dovey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It feels like you want to take him to the healthcare specialist. at the same time as sunburns develop into open blisters, that is in many cases an indicator of solar poisoning. in case you do settle on no longer to take him to the healthcare specialist, i recommend Neosporin (Sp?) PLUS. no longer in user-friendly words will it keep the blisters from getting contaminated, it is going to also numb them. have self belief me, it really works *miracles!* yet heavily, i might want to a minimum of bypass search for suggestion from a healthcare specialist about it.
2016-12-02 21:32:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you are bragging. But come summer I bet you snow birds will be back home in the North!
2007-01-22 00:13:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm. coming down to get me a sunburn too! Too cold here
2007-01-22 00:13:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time use sun screen - I don't like the hot sun much and would much prefer my arctic weather. I like staying indoors and having the fireplace on. I enjoy a cozy day. Outdoors scare me.
2007-01-22 00:13:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop bragging! It's freezing over here in the UK and more snow is on the way!!
2007-01-22 00:13:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No not I . I did get burnt a few weeks ago. On my arms. North Carolina.
2007-01-22 00:36:29 · answer #9 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes you are, stop bragging about it before someone gets mad
2007-01-22 00:19:01 · answer #10 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋