Did you know that last year alone 50,000 men and 1,000,000 women lost some part of their body due to having sex with household objects, it truely is the silent killer and we shouldn't let it continue! Well at least with certain objects
2007-01-21 23:42:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
i did;nt used to be a eunuch, i just thought a bl*w job with the vacuum cleaner would be nice
2007-01-22 02:29:02 · answer #1 · answered by briangimma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure you're kidding--it's hard for me to tell when I don't have a vocal tone to go on and must rely soley on the written word--but you reminded me of something my grandma (a retired nurse) told me.
According to Grandma, a teenage girl waddled into the doctor's office where she worked one day. Turns out she (the girl) had decided to pleasure herself with an empty soda bottle but it got stuck inside her! So my grandma ended up having to go out and buy a glass cutter. Once the bottom part of the bottle was cut, it came right out. The doctor (who, by all accounts, was a bit of a maverick) told the girl to use a sex toy the next time she felt the need. Grandma says she and the doctor were laughing about that incident for the rest of the day.
I'm not sure if it really happened or not. I read about it in a book of urban legends a couple of years after Grandma told me about this, so I don't know if she just wanted to tell a good story or what. Still, your question reminded me of that.
On another note, I used to have a friend that used a hairbrush and a turkey baster. When I found out, I made a point never to have Thanksgiving dinner at her house!!! Too bad she never knew that using household objects for pleasure is the "silent killer" ;) (I assume she's still alive...)
2007-01-22 07:59:05 · answer #2 · answered by Avie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there stupid enoguh to use household objects then it is their own fault. Common sense is there for a reason you know as are sex shops!!!!!!! So no i am not with you as it is people's stupidity that gets them into that state in the first place!
2007-01-22 07:47:24 · answer #3 · answered by Missbutterfly:-) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll help. My mum had a serious accident with a kitchen blender - I'm just glad she waited 'til after I was born before she started with this freaky behaviour...
2007-01-22 07:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by mark 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm definitely with you - and I also see it as a perfect opportunity to promote organic fruit and veg. 1,050,000 people buying organic produce could make for one hell of a successful marketing campaign;)
2007-01-22 07:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by stuffnstuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me. My wife wife isn't a household object. If it floats your boat though........try a cheese grater
2007-01-22 07:47:45 · answer #6 · answered by Shunter 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well you heard about the guy who stuck his penis in the pickle slicer where he worked. He got fired!
And so did the pickle slicer.
2007-01-22 07:48:57 · answer #7 · answered by namsaev 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet that broomsticks are the top of the no-no list.
2007-01-22 07:46:24 · answer #8 · answered by pinwheelbandit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are stupid people and coke bottles, wine bottles are among the more common occurrences. and there are other items as well.
2007-01-22 07:53:14 · answer #9 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm in, if, fruit and vegetables are included.
2007-01-22 07:50:20 · answer #10 · answered by Gary 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋