give me any good excuses?
2007-01-21 22:04:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Don't know any good excuses, but thanks for the laugh pmsl!!
2007-01-21 22:07:45 · answer #1 · answered by MoJoJoJo 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Tell them you are moving house at the moment and the VCR was precariously balanced on the back o he toilet when you went for a slash first thing in the morning. As you pulled to flush the VCR cord got tangled with the flush rope an TA-DA!!
Could have happened to anybody really.
2007-01-21 22:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by mince42 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i might shove all of those bands at the same time in one small elevator and function them think of approximately what they have achieved to music (and additionally annoy one yet another!) Creed Fall Out Boy Ashlee Simpson Paris Hilton (she slightly counts, she's so undesirable!) Jonas brothers Hannah Montana Hillary Duff Avril lavigne MCR PATD Flyleaf Limp Bizkit Kenny G Hootie and the Blowfish Hanson i might additionally positioned a digital camera interior the elevator and watch the scene unfold
2016-12-12 17:25:40 · answer #3 · answered by raper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
R O F L M A O
you tripped? and 'accidentally' tripped your 'thingy' into the VCR??
like what percentage of that occurring to winning lotto is it??
99milllllliiiiooonnn to 1??
HAHAHAHAHA
2007-01-21 22:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the?
Say you are a loner and found love with the vcr.. You got a bit too close for comfort!!
2007-01-21 22:08:09 · answer #5 · answered by Chazza xx Baby born 7/11/09 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
tell them you suspect that someone slipped you some mind altering drug without you knowing, and before you knew what was happening the slot on the video just seemed totally and utterly sexually irresistable to you. i would only use this once, and have a new excuse ready for the next time you do it.
2007-01-21 22:15:08 · answer #6 · answered by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes you were trying to turn off the vcr with your knob and being near sighted you missed the off button
2007-01-21 22:11:22 · answer #7 · answered by booge 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't think of anything that would be nearly as hilarious as the truth must be. Come on. If you can't think of any good excuses, then you should just tell the truth. But tell us first.
2007-01-21 22:16:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them it broke and you couldnt see inside properly so you put a mini camera on the end of your dick to see inside and it got stuck in the slot.
2007-01-21 22:28:43 · answer #9 · answered by ........ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you were doing knob strengthening exercises quite close to the telly....and as its soooo big you missed judged the space you needed when doing knob lunges x
2007-01-21 22:56:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blame it on the Jungle Love vid you were watching .... sorta like Jungle Fever.
I DOUBT this question is legit anyways.
2007-01-21 22:12:33 · answer #11 · answered by ccchevydude 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋