i work in a business office with cubicals. I was on the phone with the manager and didn't want to cut him off and make a fool of myself. anyways, by the time he got off the phone I had pooped my pants.
what would you do...stil4 hours of work left
now there's a brown stain in my pants and chair, but the worst part is everyone's asking "what's that smell." one guy left home early cus he was feeling sick...i'm so ashamed and embarrased :(
luckily they don't know it's me yet
WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?!?
2007-01-21 20:21:54 · 46 answers · asked by thank you come again 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-01-21 20:31:05 · update #1
LOL! ROTF!
Wrap your jacket around your waist and gag yourself...making sure to vomit on your desk chair.Blame it on the mystery smell.
Then head home A.S.A.P.!
And for God's sake...take a shower.
2007-01-21 20:29:11 · answer #1 · answered by Dream 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Go to a garage and get yourself some wet ones, wipe yourself in their toilets, go buy yourself some cheap underwear and pants from an op shop near by, if someone asks say some kid chucked mud at you. get on your way home to have a ridiculasly long shower, before leaving work explain to your boss or supervisor that you are feeling so violently ill that you lost control of your bowels, make it look like you are trying not to throw up, so that you can get away quick. While at home write your resignation letter saying you have been to see your doctor and due to your mystery illness you wont be returning to work anytime soon. look up websites that tell you what to do if I poop myself for future recurances, if you did it once it could happen again. Sit down with a close ralative who is in the process of potty training, get tips from them about where you should be going toilet, and going when your brain tells you to go. Is your boss really that bad, they wouldn't understand you need to poop, sounds like this is a good reason to leave. This is the funnist thing I have heard in a while, thanks will make a great story.
2007-01-29 18:41:27 · answer #2 · answered by NIKKI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go to the bathroom and trowel my pants out. Then I would remove my shorts, and throw them out. If the stain was so obvious, its time to head out the door. Considering everybody knows why you left, you should begin to look for another job far from you curent place of employment. I would further consider forming a plan so that this truely life changeing situation would never happen again in your life. Remember, talking to your supervisor when you have to take a crap is stupid. Excusing yourself and calling him back is a better option. Hopefully you didnt have a g-string on, and a skirt. You do know you have just entered the twilight zone!
2007-01-29 16:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by Krambala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try and grow some gonads so it doesn't happen again the next time you're talking with your boss!
Say you think you're coming down with whatever the other guy had - it must be some kind of bug, and go home.
OR - Go out for coffee and guy some new pants at a nearby store. Then, after everyone leaves or noone is looking - switch your chair with someone else! he he
2007-01-29 15:32:31 · answer #4 · answered by Snow White 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Believe it or not, almost the same thing happened to me at a new job ON THE FIRST DAY!!
I began a secretarial job in the suburbs of Connecticut after working 5 years in NYC for some really great bosses. I was a very hard worker but also had the good fortune of always being in a very relaxed, low key atmosphere --so much so, that my bosses used to get ME my tea instead of me getting THEIR coffee!!
Anyway, back to the story. My new boss was all work. I was there my first day 15 minutes early to relax and settle in, but when my boss spotted me he called me into his office right away to dictate about 5 letters. By the time work officially began, I was already typing my third out of five letters. When I finished and brought them in for his perusal, he handed me a ton of filing to get done before he had rewrites for the letters I had just finished.
Needless to say, what a shock to my system! Granted, I was no stranger to hard work, but this was not how I envisioned my first day!
Things were not going to get any better that day because as I finally had the time to familiarize myself with my surroundings, I noticed a HUGE RED BLOODSTAIN ON MY CHAIR AND ALSO ON THE BACK OF MY SKIRT!!!!
I was so stressed out over the beginning day being so harsh that I got my "period" a week early!! I was so mortified that I left a file folder on top of the seat of my chair to hide the stain. Then, I gathered my skirt folds together and walked very quickly to the Ladies Room. I didn't care who was watching, but I stripped my skirt off and washed the bloody part in the sink. Then I had to stand another 20 minutes with my skirt under the hand blow dryer in the ladies room.
I was gone about 1/2 hour, but at that point I was almost praying that I would be fired so I didn't have to face any of my co-workers! To my surprise, my boss never even asked me where I had been. He did, however, ask me to come back into his office for some more dictation!
And weeks later after I had established some new friendships, my co-workers all told me they had noticed the bloodstains that day and felt so sorry for me!
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I feel bad for your situation, which was worse because of the smell and hard-to-dispose of "package".
2007-01-29 16:32:02 · answer #5 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would sneak to the nearest bathroom, take off the poopie underwear and go to your nearest store and pick up some new pants and underwear Good luck Im glad I don't work at your office I am very sensitive to smells
LOL!!!!
2007-01-27 16:47:11 · answer #6 · answered by boo_boobunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Sniff) What is that smell? I think We need to get everyone out of the building. You with the brown pants, lead the way! Everybody follow Him!
2007-01-29 16:42:01 · answer #7 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take your jacket,tie it around your waist(covering your backside),when noone is looking ,quickly switch chairs with someone else(preferably with someone you don't like,and their already gone or out to break/lunch)then if possible sneak down to the nearest bathroom and dig the poop out of your pants(throw away your underware),then hurry upand sneak down to the nearest store and buy yourself a new pair to return to work in (hopefully you can find a pair that looks like the ones you pooped in).ORcall someone close to you and have them bring you a change of clothes.Since you work in a cubicle maybe no one will notice!GOODLUCK and stay away from spicey foods!HA!HA!
2007-01-29 18:35:53 · answer #8 · answered by blueeyesrmine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go home, and change get cleaned up then go back and finish off your last 4 hours of work.
By the way haha
2007-01-29 17:42:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the bathroom, clean your underwear out, then throw them away (that way they won't stink up the bathroom). Clean your azz with some soapy papertowels. Go commando!
If it went all the way through, clean your pants as well as possible, again with soapy papertowels. Hopefully this will be good enough.
If you still smell, then get home as soon as you can to shower off. I can't help with excuses, I'm somebody that would have to explain that I crapped myself.
2007-01-21 20:49:56 · answer #10 · answered by Barefoot Chick 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Suck it up buttercup, everyone will figure it out eventually...I mean it sucks and well ya it just sucks...all I can tell you is to quietly phone your boss, let him know that you are sick and you have to leave, tie your coat around your waist, tuck your chair in, hold your head up high and go home....
2007-01-29 18:31:37 · answer #11 · answered by beans 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋