English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

I was reading Frank Zappa's book. then came up with this and don't know what it means,I'll cite the whole paragraph:
"The family was from Arkansas. The Dad (Dink) was a furniture salesman in San Bernardino,
but, back in the way-back-when, he used to play 'bones' or 'spoons' in a minstrel show. To relive the
golden days of yesteryear he would, from time to time, force his children to accompany him (Ronnie
on guitar, Kenny on trombone) in a living room replay of a minstrel routine called "Lazy Bones."
The kids often found this to be an inconvenience, as they were fascinated by, and constantly
perfecting new techniques for, The Manly Art Of Fart-Burning."

2007-01-21 19:17:44 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

1 answers

You can ignite your own farts, because they consist largely of methane. The ignited gas produces a momentary blue flash. This "manly art of fart burning" is best done with clothes on, to avoid getting singed (apparently).

2007-01-22 00:20:56 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ Rum Rhythms ♫ 7 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers