If Chuck Norris were sent to Iraq, would he be able to win the war all by himself? How long would it take him to roundhouse kick every insurgent in Baghdad?
2007-01-21 16:53:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I adore Chuck Norris and am a big fan of both his movies and TV series.
Would he be able to win the war by himself? Well, if it was at all possible for one person to complete that task it would be Chuck, for sure, in the name of America, freedom, and God.
Here's a thought -- remember the movie the "Dirty Dozen"? How about an updated team:
Chuck Norris
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sylvester Stallone
The Rock
Jean Claude Van Damm
Hulk Hogan
Jackie Chan
Bruce Lee
Steven Seagal
Uma Thurman
Drew Barrymore
Lucy Liu
Cameron Diaz
There's 13 above, a "baker's dozen" instead of a "dirty dozen" !!
2007-01-21 17:17:30 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
**Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.**
2007-01-21 17:12:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
These are all true, but did you know that every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
2016-05-24 13:38:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about Chuck Norris,but Rambo would kiss some a**.
2007-01-21 16:58:38 · answer #4 · answered by Lady T 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10 minutes
2007-01-21 16:55:43 · answer #5 · answered by Two Peas 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's send him, Steven Seagel, Jet Li, and The Rock!!!
2007-01-21 17:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by -------- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes chuck norris would kick their butt's off in no time..and i reckon bruce lee would fix them all up too
2007-01-21 17:02:39 · answer #7 · answered by pisceslady a 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, in a few days!!!!
Only because there are a lot of terrorist there, and he'll have to chase them into Iran and start kicking @ss there!!!
2007-01-21 16:56:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes he would.
but Bruce Lee would do better.
2007-01-21 16:57:29 · answer #9 · answered by Cyrax 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He would drop all the bad guys in just a few kicks, and then- FREE BOWFLEXES FOR ALL!!!!!
2007-01-21 16:58:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋