Can you tell me a bedtime story???????

Question

Pts to the best and most imaginative. Please short stories, not novels.

Answer 1

Once upon a time there was a muffin. He was a blueberry muffin. He was freshly baked, and was sitting on his platter, watching the Muffin Squad on t.v. It was the episode where Super Muffin battled Blue Batty Muffin for the safety of a mini-muffin who was captured by Blue Batty Muffin's accomplices, Frankenmuffin and Vampire Muffin. Blueberry Muffin watched that show, wishing he could one day become a super hero. The next day, Cranberry Muffin made fun of Banana Nut Muffin for being the 'runt' of the batch. Blueberry Muffin felt so bad, and knew he had to do something. He went to Cranberry Muffin and told her that he was going to make her disappear with the magic of his blueberries. He pushed a lunchbox onto the floor, and the baker came in and packed a little girl a lunch, and there went Cranberry Muffin, into the lunchbox. "Thank you, oh, thank you, Blueberry Muffin!" exclaimed Banana Nut Muffin. "Blueberry, you're a true hero!" Blueberry glowed. Bran Muffin, the grandfather of the muffins, granted Blueberry the hero award.
"Blueberry, my time has come. Here-this is my hero award from when I was a child, a whole 72 hours ago. You've earned it."
The award was shiny and beautiful, and Blueberry was declared a true hero. Then, Banana Nut Muffin grabbed a napkin and tied it around Blueberry.
"Blueberry-you are my Super Muffin."
Blueberry knew that now, he was just like his hero, Super Muffin, from the Muffin Squad, and figured out how good it feels to help others.

Answer 2

each and every of the human beings calling him creepy want to strengthen the **** up. my spouse and that i are 9 years aside and performance been luckily married for properly over 30 years and that i nonetheless tell her bedtime memories at the same time as she's ill, cant sleep, or only for relaxing. they are in user-friendly words 3 y'all say its creepy because they are youthful yet its an same theory as a 50 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous being married to someone who's 40 5 and y'all do not locate that creepy.

Answer 3

once upon a time lived a handsome prince named Slim Beats then he met a beautiful princess they walked to Doddgers Staduim and then he was discovered after catching the home run wiinning ball. He soon decided to buy the Dodgers along with all of baseball also he discovered the portable cash chip, ending the use for money. The end..

Answer 4

once upon atime A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your
head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.

Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

The man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

Answer 5

Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod

Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod, one night sailed off in a wooden shoe;
Sailed off on a river of crystal light into a sea of dew.
"Where are you going and what do you wish?" the old moon asked the three.
"We've come to fish for the herring fish that live in this beautiful sea.
Nets of silver and gold have we," said Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod.

The old moon laughed and sang a song as they rocked in the wooden shoe.
And the wind that sped them all night long ruffled the waves of dew.
Now the little stars are the herring fish that live in that beautiful sea;
"Cast your nets wherever you wish never afraid are we!"
So cried the stars to the fishermen three - Winkin', and Blinkin', and Nod.

So all night long their nets they threw to the stars in the twinkling foam.
'Til down from the skies came the wooden shoe bringing the fisherman home.
'Twas all so pretty a sail it seemed as if it could not be.
Some folks say 'twas a dream they dreamed of sailing that misty sea.
But I shall name you the fisherman three - Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod.

Now Winkin' and Blinkin' are two little eyes and Nod is a little head.
And the wooden shoe that sailed the skies is a wee one's trundle bed.
So close your eyes while mother sings of the wonderful sights that be.
And you shall see those beautiful things as you sail on the misty sea,
Where the old shoe rocked the fishermen three - Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod.

Answer 6

One upon a time there was a beatiful princess who lived in a castle. A prince wanted to go upstairs to meet her, but the castle was guarded by a fire breathing dragon. Since the Prince had a blackbelt, he beat the crap out of the dragon with his hands AND his sword. He walks up the stairs, and held the princess in her arms. She said to him, "Oh Prince. your my hero." And they lived happily every after.

Very original huh? lol.

Answer 7

The star are out shining bright, it's time to go nighty night... so close your eyes and go sleep, don't make a sound not even a peep. Before you know it, you will awake, so lay back down for goodness sake.

Answer 8

Once upon a time, a man was born. He lived his life and died. The end.

Answer 9

I'd love to tell you the one about the rabbit and the fox, but I'd get a violation notice. Again!

Answer 10

Once upon a time you went to sleep...