About a year ago, I had to stay in a hospital overnight for stomach pains. I got up in the middle of the night, and while I was in the hallway, my gown snagged on a laundry cart and ripped clean off me, while the orderly didn't notice!
In a panic, I had to run BUCK NAKED straight down the hall to my room, and a nurse noticed this, and came to my room and offered to get me a new gown with a smile on her face while I hit under my bed covers.
If YOU had been that nurse, what could you have said to make me blush about that one?
2007-01-21 14:51:56 · 24 answers · asked by Edward 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Nurse: Hey...this isn't a military hospital, there is no need to salute!
2007-01-21 14:54:41 · answer #1 · answered by ttown_69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be it's been a long time since you have moved that fast.
Would you like racing stripes on the new gown?
We need to post GO SLOW signs in the hall if you're going to keep this up.
Need fresh sheets too?
2007-01-21 22:59:24 · answer #2 · answered by Thomas K 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like the old country song called running bare that Bobby Bare recorded a few years ago.
2007-01-21 22:56:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those laundry folks are just too eager to get patients into clean gowns!!
2007-01-21 22:55:49 · answer #4 · answered by pannme 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I do work in nursing, and I would of never said anything to you about that moment to make you blush..it is unprofessional and against the Nursing Code of Ethics..it would be a good way to have your license suspended or lose it permanently...
2007-01-21 22:55:33 · answer #5 · answered by The Chesire Cat 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
to everyone in the hospitalthe dr and the staff are not concerned about whats betweenyour legs long short fat slimthey could careless this is just a job fur them they dont care if youve got 6in or 2in.they just want to help you its fun being nacked large and small can have the same fun
2007-01-21 23:09:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
should i call a plumber we got a crack here . theres a full moon tonight. i think u do look best without the gown.. they might b chessy but thats all i could come up w
2007-01-21 22:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by bond 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I had the same type of thing and the nurse said I think you should cover that monster up
2007-01-21 22:54:57 · answer #8 · answered by zen522 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I see they managed to give you something for the pain,but it hasn't taken the swelling down ;0)
2007-01-21 22:58:54 · answer #9 · answered by jennybuttins 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hard to imagine you didn't feel the gown ripping off of you. then not feeling that you were naked when you were walking down the hall.
bull crap.
2007-01-21 22:55:11 · answer #10 · answered by angie20k 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋