About a year ago, I had to stay in a hospital overnight for stomach pains. I got up in the middle of the night, and while I was in the hallway, my gown snagged on a laundry cart and ripped clean off me, while the orderly didn't notice!
In a panic, I had to run BUCK NAKED straight down the hall to my room, and a nurse noticed this, and came to my room and offered to get me a new gown with a smile on her face while I hit under my bed covers.
If YOU had been that nurse, what could you have said to make me blush about that one?
2007-01-21 14:51:29 · 21 answers · asked by Edward 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Put your clothes back ON!
2007-01-21 14:53:36 · answer #1 · answered by Two Peas 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i wouldnt have offered you a new gown ,i would have said "go nad go" as you were running down the hall,had i been in front of you ,had i been behind you i would have complimented you on your sweet a*s
2007-01-21 15:06:05 · answer #2 · answered by redneckwoodman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was she cute? I guess she could have said that is our cheap cure for stomach aches. She could have said, honey ive seen bigger during my stint on the newborn wing.
2007-01-21 14:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by tomhale138 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, every does that here. It's completely normal. Here, would you like me to take my clothes off?
2007-01-21 14:56:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you didn't like the gown, you should have just said so. . .
2007-01-21 15:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by martinlh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ran so fast your clothes flew off. Bet you're glad it's not day time now , huh?
2007-01-21 14:55:09 · answer #6 · answered by Chicken Dancer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Well, that was a nice little show you put on for me. Do you wanna get paid next time?"
2007-01-21 14:54:47 · answer #7 · answered by duvaldiva.com 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"streakers are only allowed at political conventions and football games"
2007-01-21 14:56:16 · answer #8 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, I would just point and laugh!
2007-01-21 14:56:20 · answer #9 · answered by a_r_cool123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teeny-Weeny lol
2007-01-21 14:55:56 · answer #10 · answered by missaboo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋