How can I get abducted by aliens?

Answer 1

Someone asked this not too long ago, this is what I said:

Most people who have been abducted (or at least claim to) have been abducted when they didn't want/expect it. I guess because of this, you can't really predict it.

Though, there have been stories of people who TRIED to make contact with ...'them'..., only to have disappeared forever. There was something I saw once about a group of 3, who had tried to make some sort of machine that could make contact with 'them'. The story goes, that their machine was the reason they ended up abducted. Maybe the aliens (or whatever they were) saw them as a threat and decided to get rid of them? If that’s the case, you'll have to be some sort of serious threat to be abducted - and even then, I don't advise trying to BE abducted. You might never come back! And if you do: you'll either be traumatized, or in a state much worse (dead and maybe missing a few organs?).

Another suggestion maybe, moving to a UFO hotspot. I'm not sure if you'll be sucessfull, with the abduction - but you'll most likely see more UFO's...

If you DO get abducted, all I can suggest is:

* Co-operate with them
* Don't insult or challenge them
* Don't try to steal their belongings (to bring back and show your friends)
* Avoid putting up a fight (they ususally get their way anyway)
* Try and ask questions to see if they answer anything. If not, then, don't bother...

Oh, and finally: You can also go and get hypnotised (by a professional). Sometimes, alien abductions are only remembered this way as the aliens apparently try to hide or erase the memory of it happening.

Answer 2

Well it's easy to get abducted by a certain group of Earthlings pretending. "the greys" The real Aliens will only want You for one reason, if you are a twin. Over vast distances radio signals are slow. A theory suggests that molecules that are the same can share data in real time. If twins can feel each other even when not in each other presents then only they have something real aliens are interested in. For a race that has reliable space transportation The only major problem is that of real time communication. The greys are a product of a plan to instill fear into the population so that genuine contact be tharwted. Consider that if genuine contact is made the contactee will then have the knowledge about spacecraft, what really happened at Roswell and would be able to spill the beans on anything that has been kept a secret. The person in the craft that "crashed" at Roswell was human, this is what confused them. A time traveller? No. He was the twin of Alexander G. Bell The inventor of the telephone. Hello. Are You There? Pease pick up?

Answer 3

Well judging by the folks who claim they have been abducted the best thing you can do is...

A) loose your job

B)buy a trailer (if possible subscribe to the National Enquirer at this time as well).

C) move out into the woods... if you live near an airport and know absolutely nothing about aircraft recognition that will help you SEE an UFO, but it won't help you get abducted.

D) make sure to loose any education you may have picked up that is beyond the 6th grade level... (see step F) marrying a close relative might help here too, but there isn't enough data on that yet to form a serious conclusion.

E) Get rid of any and ALL cameras you may own. This includes disposable cameras, cell phone cameras, web cams, old polaroid cameras, any thing that can take a picture. Yes I know you can't walk into a Stop N Shop without being photographed these days, but Aliens don't like cameras and won't come abduct you if you have one.

F) This is VERY IMPORTANT drink a great deal of beer. Start drinking at about 10 or 10:30 in the morning, if not sooner. Then just keep drinking. If you fall asleep or pass out make sure you start drinking as soon as you wake up. ALIENS DO NOT ABDUCT SOBER PEOPLE. It's in their handbook.

G) Once you are appropriately drunk wander out into the woods at about two or three in the morning, making sure that you don't have a camera on you.... then hope for the best!

Answer 4

Well first of all, I don't understand why you would want to be abducted by aliens. But honestly, I think you should move to the middle of nowhere, drink really cheap beer for long periods of time, and lose some teeth. Since most of the abduction story's come from totally disreputable people, you may have to do something really dumb to lose your credability first. But the fewer teeth the better. Oh, and make sure nobody is there to see it, and have a really vague, and crappy home video of the alien ship. You know, one that looks like a hubcap or something.

Answer 5

Pretty simple. Just carry a sign board proclaiming that you don't want to be abducted by aliens. Everyone(i don´t see why aliens have to be an exception) loves to do things that are contrary to what is being said. I will give you 3 hours, before you get abducted ;P

Answer 6

It's really simple,

Since, nobody can conclusively prove we have been visited by aliens from another planet; all you have to do study stories from people who have claimed to been abducted, use some of the same similarities and then insert your own details, call the media and do an exclusive interview with the local news (or tabloids) for a fee of course, then write a book about your experience.

Answer 7

smoke a lot of weed, and hang out with some farm animals, for some reason people keep thinking cows are getting abducted. maybe you can even dress like one. mexicans are cool, hang out with the naughty illegal ones, and something will surely happen to you. if all else fails, drink,drink,smoke,smoke, and in no time you will believe that you were abducted by something out of this world.

Answer 8

look in the telephone book and dial the number to ask the aliens a favour by getting abducted!

Answer 9

You can wait at the Post Office. They have to fill out an Alien's Change of Address Form, AR-11, and these are available at your local Post Office!

Answer 10

Do you know any Mexicans that are in the country illegally that might want to abduct you? If so, give them a call.