lyrics to weird al yankovic's song i'm a wigger?

Answer 1

Weird Al didn't perform that song

Answer 2

i wear fake gold to make up for my little ****
got my rag on backwards so i look just like 2pac
with my cap tilted cause im tryin to hide the fact that im from maine
but i represent the south side got a bb gun that looks just like a mac 10
if i shot your biatch it might not even break her skin
i wear my jeans so low you can see my booty crack
got chrome painted rims on my 86'pontiac
with fuzzy dice in a rigged up black/white
my curfew's at 10 but i stay out till midnight
sittin' in my ride puffin bennys from my one hitter
can't smoke at home cause ill get caught by my baby sitter
i wanna be black but with my mustach i look mexican
i learned how to spit rymes from readin green eggs and ham
i talk plenty **** so that must make me hard
i did a 2 day strech from stealin at walmart
im a wigga so go figure
im just a white boy that wants to be a *****
dont forget the dew rag take me to the tanning booth
got a little bling bling next week im gettin a gold tooth
callin up some honeys the only give me ***** cause i say i got the money
none of my hoes are over 13 cuz to these little tricks ******* looks humungos i live my mammas basement and im almost 23 other than that theres nothin goin for me
never had a hard day in my life you see except when i took my mutherfuckin g.e.d
i aint a gangsta ***** im just a pranksta ***** and if you step to me i run just like a *****
i run just far enough to where you cant catch me peel out in my ride and call you *****
but livin in the suburbz im the toughest on my block and every little hoe is ridin all up on my jock
not packin too much meat so i stuff it with a sock
remember the first line yeh i said i had a little ****
im a wigga so go figure
im just a white boy that wants to be a *****
my closets full of boo boo sippin on the 40's
my name is really carl but you can call me shorty
when you see me struttin down the street walkin with a limp its not because im hard its cause i got my *** kicked by a bunch of real G's
they beat my *** and shanked me with a knife
for tryin to be down and claim in ghetto life
it'll all catch up to you in the end some day you'll be alone
and ill be with all my friends and we'll kick your *** yeh we'll beat you down
************ dont make me act a clown

i aint in a gang but i can talk the slang
i know the ebonics hand book like it aint no thang
so i must be real yo
i listen to mc hammer and im down with my new dough
so that pretty much how the story goes
im the suburban gangsta that ***** 12 year olds
just a skinny honky that trys to act tough but im the first to back down if you call my bluff
im a wigga so go figure
im just a white boy that wants to be a *****
smokin tokin stank were a pick in my hurr
stompin in my air force 1's but cant afford 2 pair.........