You've been asking your spouse/partner for sex all night, but they gently turn you down, with the excuse that they have a headache. Later that night, you wake up and find your spouse is no longer in the bed next to you. You walk to the next room and find them looking at the computer screen. There is porn on the screen, a bottle of lotion in their hand and a guilty look on their face. What would you do/say?
2007-01-21 13:32:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would make him very sad. I mean VERY sad!
2007-01-21 13:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You need to step up your game and be more aggressive! If you ask for something there's a 1 in 2 chance you're gonna get a NO. Lower your odds. Next time you want it, grab the package and handle your business! In the meantime, smack your boy upside his head with the lotion bottle!
2007-01-21 21:42:43 · answer #2 · answered by DeeLovely 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maybe they had a dirty dream, the headache was gone and they didn't want to wake their spouse.I'm sure I'd ask them what the hell they were doing, everyone would have to look at it within their own relationship.
2007-01-21 21:41:42 · answer #3 · answered by Redda 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The computer would be dumped on his head, while I am breaking his hands.....and then he would not see me for a very long time.. like divorce court. Seriously any man that would do this to his wife does other things too..better to dump him, no use having him around.
2007-01-21 21:40:19 · answer #4 · answered by Mari-Mari 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would squirt the lotion on his head and in his mouth and make him sleep on the couch..... give up the real thing for a computer screen??? I dont understand that!! Not me.... never!!
2007-01-21 21:40:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd cut the power cord and eliminate his favorite sexual outlet! or just remove it every day before he gets home...oh and cut him off for as long as you can stand to be left up to self satisfaction..never let him catch you though he'd like that too much
2007-01-21 21:40:31 · answer #6 · answered by chiefof nothing 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ask him whats wrong with him that he would rather a picture than the real thing he new you were up for it he should have woken you up I would get stuck into him big time
2007-01-21 21:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by deb m 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Go back to bed and then talk to him during breakfast.
2007-01-21 21:41:24 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably pinch myself to wake up....
my hubby thinks porn is stupid-- he only responds to the real thing....
2007-01-21 21:37:05 · answer #9 · answered by from HJ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
do the same LOL who knows it might be better than doing your partner ! this way you can make them feel what you feel right now
2007-01-21 21:37:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd say, "Let's talk." Obviously there is some sort of problem.
2007-01-21 21:38:08 · answer #11 · answered by tantiemeg 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋