2007-01-21 13:30:25 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
because your oven is to warm......
2007-01-21 13:33:28 · answer #1 · answered by justmedrt 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because they hitch hiked all the way from the North Pole, since Santa didn't have any more room in his workshop. The penguis hid in a suitcase full of money, which they emptied out and gave the money to some random person in the airplane. Then they went to the fish market and tried to steal some fish. They all got caught by the police and escaped throught the bars because the police put them in with the regular criminals. They gave the bad guys a key and there was a prisonbreak. In the confusion, the penguins escaped and stole half a tune fish sandwich from one of the police men's lunch. They saw you on the street and followed you home, since you had a creepy avatar. There, they found the coldest place in your house... Your Refrigerator!!!!!!!
2007-01-21 13:39:55 · answer #2 · answered by Me Duh. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!!You found them!!May I introduce myself, I am Master Sky Forest Yeti.You humans call us Bigfoot.
we collect all what you consider to be extinct creatures and make them small with our advanced technology,those are an extinct species of penguin you have there.we live in vast underground city's.were keeping them till we come back to the surface to live permanently,again. then we will make them regular size again, you humans are killing so many species up there .were constantly making the zoo larger all the time.down here.
These penguins rode some flying unicorns out the opening last week, I am so glad you found them.
If you would ?please go to any large oak tree and knock 4 times then 9 times and an opening will appear out of the ground.and a little very ugly troll will take them from you, and give you a hand full of gold for your effort
Thank You Human.
2007-01-21 13:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to adjust the temperature controls for your fridge. You've confused the penguins and now they're living among your cold cuts, they should be living among your frozen peas like they do in everyone else's fridge.
Slide.
2007-01-21 13:33:54 · answer #4 · answered by somewherein72 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because a family of zebras claimed the bathroom first.
2007-01-21 13:32:30 · answer #5 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because your Chinese restaurant is leaking. Get a minivan a poodle and a clown and get that fixed, Now!
2007-01-21 13:33:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are there for your beer, beware the penguins.
2007-01-21 13:33:00 · answer #7 · answered by jimstock60 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must be the fish you forgot to throw out.
2007-01-21 13:33:49 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. Fuzzy Bottoms 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because your name is Mr. Popper
2007-01-21 13:34:48 · answer #9 · answered by Alila 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you live in antartica, and your fridge is the great outdoors.
2007-01-21 13:33:55 · answer #10 · answered by Fester Frump 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They want you to protect them from the polar bears.
2007-01-21 13:33:17 · answer #11 · answered by Jacques 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋