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Tells me to be careful and that I'll fall in love.
Or at least that's what She said..."Lookie."
Look in the mirror and love yourself.
What is this..an invite to vanity?
I'm not cute, I'm a freekin monstrosity...
What is all this insanity?
Maybe beauty really is, In the eye of it's beholder...
I see myself as a roughneck...
Getting rougher as I get older.......
My blood pressure goes through the roof at times...
My cholesterol 44 points high...
I have chest pains for no reason at all....
But that doesn't mean I'm gonna die...
It means I'm growing into a stress factory,
And I need to meditate......
And try to relax and enjoy life a bit...
Before it becomes too late.....
My question is this, If you had a choice...
Between cereal or a hard boiled egg....
Which would you eat before you went snowboarding,
And tried not to break both your legs?

WooHoo....(sirens....moans of agony.."Did you just cut me freekin binder strap to retrieve my mangled leg? I oughta!"

2007-01-21 13:12:31 · 9 answers · asked by 35 YEARS OF INTUITION 4 in Social Science Psychology

9 answers

hard boiled head with a side off leg.Lo

2007-01-21 14:16:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Be thankful for the drama because when it stops you will cease to exist, just think some poor people don't even have drama just strife. Life is all about what you make it, let the stress go and stop anticipating every freakin moment, just live it, even with the high blood pressure, cholesterol, etc., you are still alive and trying to figure out what to eat before you snowboard. A lot of people are dead, a lot of people get nothing to eat and a lot of people don't even know what snow boarding is, be thankful for what you have and can do.

2007-01-26 20:38:32 · answer #2 · answered by Bethy4 6 · 0 0

Wow!!
I find your work both intriguing and disturbing simultaneously.
If I had a choice between cereal and a hard boiled egg, I'd choose a donut, brownie, or chocolate chip cookie. Life is short. Enjoy.

2007-01-27 14:20:03 · answer #3 · answered by JOURNEY 5 · 0 0

Eat the cereal, not the eggs, see?
If you wish to be saved from death.
Hard boiled eggs will make you gassy,
stealing your poor resuers' breath.

2007-01-29 06:39:12 · answer #4 · answered by Michael E 5 · 0 0

Cereal or oatmeal is cool. Maybe oatmeal since the weather( well at lest around me) is cold. Good luck.

2007-01-29 09:52:06 · answer #5 · answered by Artsy 1 3 · 0 0

Cereal definitely

2007-01-29 05:21:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would eat oatmeal, it might help drop your high cholesterol.

2007-01-26 02:36:06 · answer #7 · answered by pnn177 4 · 0 0

Neither, since I wouldn't be caught dead snowboarding (she said, tongue in cheek)

2007-01-29 11:22:45 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Cereal

I can see why you have an interest in psychology.

2007-01-28 13:55:05 · answer #9 · answered by epbr123 5 · 0 0

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