i live in minnesota, and its been snowing..obviously and lately ive notice that there are abnormaly large paw prints all over the place and i let my dog out last night and when i went let her in there was blood all over the place and all i saw was her tail lying on the ground i slammed the door shut ran to the bathroom and blew chucks all over the place..it was nasty then i heard this noice..it was a growl someing was rawring at my face i was curious so i went outside to take a look and there she was this giant a.ss poley bear ready to devour my intestines! i screamed my mother ******** a.ss off and climbed the tree! holy. ****! then i came and tryed to get me. but i threw a rock at him and i think i hurt his feelings..i then felt really bad for the lil dickling so i climbed down the tree and gave him a nice hug and she then bit my arm off. i shot his brains out...should i call animal control?
2007-01-21 11:59:03 · 13 answers · asked by fortified chimp livers 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
yes and a rabies shot
2007-01-21 12:04:36 · answer #1 · answered by jamaica 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a bi-polar-bear
2016-05-24 09:17:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you don't want to leave it out there call animal control poor dog sorry well to be honest I think the bear is to big for animal control but call them anyway to see what they think
2007-01-21 12:02:52 · answer #3 · answered by chris 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First look in the phone book under psychiatry and find you a good doctor under that heading. Or maybe I should get one for even answering this stupid question. LOL
2007-01-25 08:53:12 · answer #4 · answered by flutterby_bluesky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to hear about your dog getting eaten by a polar bear.
2007-01-21 12:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by orderly logic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm.. off your meds again I see.
don't worry.. just ignore those little voices. In the morning you can get up and go out and get a job at the post office.
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2007-01-21 12:07:50 · answer #6 · answered by ca_surveyor 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wait I'm confused did your dog get eaten bye her and if it did yes call animal control.and you were so stupid for thinking you hert its feelings and going to give it a hug
PS. polar bears don't like hugs
2007-01-21 12:06:41 · answer #7 · answered by sara the blue dude 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that you should probably call some authority. I hoope there is no fine for killing a polar bear... or possible conviction of some sort. o.o
2007-01-21 12:04:49 · answer #8 · answered by Cammy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should go to school and learn spelling and grammar before you decide to go and be a smart ***
2007-01-21 12:04:15 · answer #9 · answered by camper_velorium 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i AM animal control.....call me and ill come over, we can feast on its corpse..
basically its all NUTSSSSSSSSSSS!!
i wuv foaming poley bears.....in chocolate sauce.
DONT JUDGE ME!
2007-01-21 12:03:15 · answer #10 · answered by kat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋