2007-01-21 11:52:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
stop the slaughter...boycott baby oil
2007-01-21 13:16:26 · answer #1 · answered by BLOCK*HEAD*FOR*LIFE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From a supervisor at work, when I asked why the company was being run so inefficiently: "Sometimes you have to take a step backwards before you can take a step forward."
Suddenly the guy's like freakin' Confucius. I'm all impressed Obi-Wan.
2007-01-21 20:09:48 · answer #2 · answered by jan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had a party, someone asked me "where are the ice cubes?"
I said to her "they are under the kitchen sink". Because I guess the ice bucket or the freezer was out of the question to this person.
2007-01-21 20:50:51 · answer #3 · answered by paisan_7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This boy was trying to talk 2 me and said "baby we belong togther like peanut butter and jelly u should stick with me."
2007-01-21 20:01:40 · answer #4 · answered by Bricee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone asked what a 93 year old died from
2007-01-21 20:14:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive said it and I was talking to my friend about casting for a movie project and I asked "Do we need to get a black guy to play the black guy?"
2007-01-21 19:55:20 · answer #6 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the news on TV,,,,im sitting there listing and its pouring outside and they say well in this area theres a 75% chance of rain,,,,,,,,LOL
2007-01-21 19:58:39 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetness 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would you like me to pick up the tab?
2007-01-21 19:59:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woman said to her little girl, "put that crap back (a candy), we don't have money for that"...she was buying beer and cigarettes...
2007-01-21 19:57:03 · answer #9 · answered by elchavoguapo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog just laid an egg.
2007-01-21 19:55:53 · answer #10 · answered by Dippy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋