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2007-01-21 11:46:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

incomplete. a genius dog was the end of the sentence.

2007-01-21 11:48:15 · update #1

15 answers

Yeah! Humans can't even lick their own butts! Loosers.

2007-01-21 11:49:43 · answer #1 · answered by daisyjzmum 4 · 0 1

Come on- your dog hardly remembers what you told him yesterday- it cannot lead a conversation- it only shows a primal phisical response to your attitude and words- it does not feel and you know what I mean- don't give me that crap of the type: "dogs understand what we are saying to them"- they are aware of your tone- but nothing more please- have you seen a philosophical essay written by a dog?- and I will give you a hint- you haven't not because they cannot hold a pen to put the words together on the sheet of paper:)
They lick you and are happy to see you- I cannot deny they are grateful and friendly creatures, but you cannot compare them to men.

Yes, men are a disaster in some cases, but don't forget that everything on this world has its positive and negative sides.

I can assure you of one thing there is no such pleasure as falling in love with another human being and the affection and love that you recieve fromanother hhuman cannot be compared on any scale to the happy jups of a dog.

2007-01-22 04:16:05 · answer #2 · answered by venitoo 2 · 0 0

interestingly enough I have two photos on my desktop so when I log on they come up One is my last dog a chow chow and the other is the current woman in my life. I think of them both a great deal of the time. the woman is incredible in that she understands just how much I care about her because she gets to share that place of honor with my chow she had a chow once and so she is cool with the placement.
My dog was the best friend that I ever had and taught me a great deal about friendship, horor, loyalty, and fierceness in the protection of that which you have responsibility over.

I am so fortunate to have met a woman who understands that comparing how I feel about her to how I feel about my dog iss compliment of the highest order denoting the ultimate trust, love, devotion and protection of the one you love. If she continues to be that person for much longer I will ask her to marry me as I would not want to ever loose a human being in my life that was a good or maybe even better than my dog.

2007-01-21 20:02:56 · answer #3 · answered by doc 4 · 0 1

I am in complete agreeance. Animals are much better than people. Animals don't judge and they don't hate others based on the color of their skin or their religion.

Animals accept other animals. Last year, I saw horses and deer in the same field, eating grass, and it was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. You would never see 2 completely different types of human beings eating together so peacefully.

Human beings will never be able to love like a pet can. Animals are the epitamy of perfect love.

2007-01-21 20:30:34 · answer #4 · answered by Laci R 3 · 0 1

Your dog won't ever tell you off, a girl will, in a second. Someday you'll fall for a real person and you'll still say nothing comes close to the love of a pet.

2007-01-21 20:00:17 · answer #5 · answered by lee f 5 · 0 1

did u watch dr phil last week??? the ine about the lady who put her dog before anything even her husband?? Well u should watch it and then try to join a club or something to get a little more social. Good luck with it!

2007-01-21 20:08:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Yeah, I think my dog was smarter than our president, never lied to me, but he did steal cookies, so he wasn't exactly perfect.

2007-01-21 19:53:41 · answer #7 · answered by Rockvillerich 5 · 0 1

Dogs are great....but you'll find someone of your own species thats even better.

2007-01-21 19:50:46 · answer #8 · answered by helplessromatic2000 5 · 0 1

Now if you can learn to lick your own balls the two of you will be a perfect match!

2007-01-21 19:54:23 · answer #9 · answered by Poker Face 6 · 1 2

Get used to dissapointment. Humans dissapoint will dissapoint you every time.

2007-01-21 19:57:42 · answer #10 · answered by solisue 2 · 0 1

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