14, one to screw in the lightbulb, three to make sure that the lightbulb complies with EEOC and OSHA regulations, four to offer psychological counseling to the burned-out lightbulb, and six to circulate petitions demanding that electricity be banned and replaced by candles made of organically-grown soy beans.
2007-01-21 10:29:38 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Wow thats a long punchline
2007-01-21 10:31:06 · answer #1 · answered by mrlebowski99 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
How many immature, brain-dead Reps does it take?
A: 100 is not enough; they'd be so busy arguing about whether the bulb was bought from some "liberal" electrical supply, or whether those damn "liberals" performed any labor on it, or whether the AC coming into the building was inherently "liberal" or "conservative," or a million other idiotic things that had absolutely NOTHING to do with changing the damned bulb.
2007-01-21 11:39:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I find the question interesting.
Not only was the question asked in a manor that violates the Customer Guidelines. It garnered multiple responses of YA users delighting to also display disdain of the Yahoo Answers TOS.
The test was successful in identifying a demographic segment that does not respect social order.
Go big Red Go
2007-01-21 10:49:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You forgot the millions of us who are demonstrating outside to make sure all light bulbs can have a decent wage, have well funded retirement plans immune to corporate malfeasance (ask United Airlines pilots about that), secure medical benefits, and work in environments that protect their health and safety.
None-the-less a pretty good joke.
2007-01-21 10:44:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
see i thought it was 1 and 1/2. one to screw in the lightbulb and a small child to whip the crap out of the conservative thats been holding it for the last 8 years so he could outsource the job to india and charge more.
2007-01-21 10:36:45 · answer #5 · answered by raztis 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Plus 1 more to disassemble the bulb and deposit the glass, tungsten, aluminum and lead in seperate recycling bins, and 1 more to haul the contents of each bin to the same landfill
2007-01-21 10:49:21 · answer #6 · answered by Evita Rodham Clinton 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are Springer and WWE not syndicated in your part of the country? Try TIVO.
Wait - how about this . . . Republicans don't use lightbulbs because they like it in the dark.
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, that's Abramhoff's job!
2007-01-21 10:36:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
What about the liberal union representation? You left out the shop steward, business agent and local president.
2007-01-25 07:07:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are totally WRONG. We just hire a low IQ, conservative, religious, Tea Party Republican to do it. Then we pay him/her with Rush Limbaugh tapes!
2014-08-22 18:26:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think more. How many are in the committees for fund it. how many to vote on the floor?
Could be hundreds
2007-01-25 07:44:09 · answer #10 · answered by Curt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say it takes only one who can stand for the rights of people and light up their mind before the next election.
2007-01-21 10:45:19 · answer #11 · answered by montralia 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋