I'm thinking about becoming a carpet eater with my best friend. She just got out jail, and is now more of a man. she knows how to treat me better than some of the men I have been with. We are going out on a date tonight and I am not sure if I should lick her carpet or not. Please give your advice, and tell me if you eat the carpet too.
2007-01-21 10:10:27 · 8 answers · asked by findgetgrabshakenaked 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.
2007-01-21 10:15:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
First you really should start out slowly. Go get those little sample swatches from your local flooring goods store.
Make sure it's just a regular, beige, non-stain resistant kind. You don't want to get too ambicious right at the start.
Then once you've masted chewing on that without getting those nasty little backing fibers stuck between your teeth you can graduate up to the colored ones.
ONLY once you've really mastered all the colors would you ever even concider moving onto Burburs and sculpted ones.
Always start with the plain beige ones until you know how you'll handle them. Then move on to colored ones. Just like with the non-stain resistant kinds.
Then you may graduate once again, but now onto Shags!
Then you can climb up to, if you really think you're ready for it....INDOOR/OUTDOOR carpeting!!
ONLY the most experienced should EVER attempt ASTROTURF!!
2007-01-21 18:21:26 · answer #2 · answered by DEATH 7 · 10⤊ 1⤋
Oh hon you have got to learn {if you are a woman} How to speak and write more like a lady
Carpet eater.. that is a male thing to say. Also it is just not proper.
You should be asking
I want to love my friend and show her how kind and loving lesbians can be
Also if you like them on the butch side that is great but did we need to know she had been in a prison?
As for that I do or do not like to do.. Will that is for me to know and my Wife. No one else need know a thing.
2007-01-21 18:18:24 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this sounds like a juvenile boy trying to be funny. I don't know any females that would actually say "carpet eater."
2007-01-21 20:35:39 · answer #4 · answered by redcatt63 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Who's going to believe a question coming from a person named findgetgrabshakenaked?
2007-01-21 18:16:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i like girls, but when u say carpet im guessing theres hair...ew...tell her to shave first
2007-01-21 18:17:24 · answer #6 · answered by orange_crush_05 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I left you an email.
2007-01-21 20:17:27 · answer #7 · answered by smackyoudown2 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you're an idiot LOL A**hole
2007-01-21 18:41:36 · answer #8 · answered by Freakgirl 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋