Holy mother of god.....what in the HELL did he have for lunch?
Talk about silent but DEADLY!
2007-01-21 09:26:27 · 16 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have. i used to work with an older lady who had a serious gas issue. Always silent and always terrifyingly deadly. We used to play rock, paper, scissors to determine who had to go take her paperwork.
2007-01-21 09:29:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I have had Co-Workers who had a desk that could only be described as Fungal-Shui. I have also had female co workers who honestly needed a talk in the feminine hygine department. There was one who when she walked by honestly it was like an open can of tuna that had been left in the sun for a week. And this was from five feet away.
So be warned it may not be flaulence that you are smelling. Someone might just need a shower.
2007-01-21 09:31:05 · answer #2 · answered by Daniel W 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No haven't walked by their desk and smell stinch, but I was conducting a training and I'd walk the floor and I'd smell a horrible smell...didn't know where it was coming from. Someone raised their hand and I went over to them....nearly died...that heifer smelled like piss...and like she wore the clothes for weeks....I don't know how others sat next to her...it was awful.
Another training I conducted I once smelled fritos and asked the class was someone eating them...how come someone said...I'm sorry...I took my shoes off...I didn't know you could smell my feet. The whole class laughed. (But that wasn't bad).
Another time I went in our breakroom and several people were in there eating lunch. It smelled as if someone heated up some a** and was eating it. I couldn't breathe...just horrible.
2007-01-21 09:34:38 · answer #3 · answered by J Booty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I work with some real winners and what they have for lunch leaves something to be desired, if they want to eat garbage I wish they would eat it at home, then the gas that escapes them is unreal, ew!!
2007-01-21 09:32:01 · answer #4 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly, at least 2-3 times a week! and there are 3 known offenders at my office!!! I keep air freshner on my desk at all times!!
2007-01-21 09:30:45 · answer #5 · answered by Ms Pepsi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I walked by a coworker and got hit by a freight train!! He stunk to high heaven!! (If only I could have told him three little words: SOAP AND WATER!!) lol
2007-01-21 09:30:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This guy didn't have a wall, he had a cloud. A death cloud. You could smell him WAY before you could see him. If you could bottle this stuff, you could prevent war just by THREATENING to crack the lid.
2007-01-21 09:32:01 · answer #7 · answered by crazyjmommy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I have and believe me it had nothing at all to do with what he had for lunch. He just doesn't have good hygiene skills.
2007-01-21 09:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, one of my dispatchers...she wears this really strong Paris Hilton perfume...and totally overwhelms the entire office..we all asked her please go easy on the perfume, but does she listen?...NO...lol
2007-01-21 09:30:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just bend down (holding your nose) and yell "CHECK PLEASE!!"
But only if he can take a joke. (I am a bad influence) @8-)
2007-01-21 09:31:20 · answer #10 · answered by Dovey 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋