My stomach rumbles like an avalanche,
Mercilessly obliterating all in its wicked path,
A pocket of gas grazes my sphincter hole as I excuse myself from class,
Too late.
Burning, like the fires of Hell, a rotten egg flatus gas
emits silently from my unsuspecting butthole
The air around me gets dense and moist with the hot, muster of rotten eggs
People around me, shooting glances of disgust this way and that,
Sssppppssss...oops, another pocket of flatus gas flees my buttcrack and meshes with the existing pass gas in the air,
embarrassed, i shoot glances of disgust right back at my fellow classmates,
everybody looks around, desperately sniffing their armpits--anything that is better than this insufferable gas,
what to do?
ssssppppppssss, ooopsie, another gas exits,
sweat jutts down my face and I feel uneasy, these flatus gas emittances are looking to be the bane of my existence,
will anyone forgive my social transgressions?
does anyone know its me?
squeeek!!, oops, now, every1 nos its me!
2007-01-21 09:25:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
LMAO...Oh God I had such a great laugh over this. I just had to read it aloud to whoever was in the room. Everyone erupted in laughter. Thanks for spreading some joy.
2007-01-21 09:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
no i am not sexually moved -lol!
( The head of the class speaks, immediately and quiet the class)!
she would take you with her and allow the class to empty right away! The class rushes out for relief and composure and once there is privacy...........................
(Teacher speaks)
Young man you did not fart, evidence shows you have moved your bowels. Go immediately to the mens room and clean yourself as best you can, I shall call your parents!
I have cleaned your mess up ,humbly I recommend you transfer to a school where noone knows you or beg your parents to move out of state young man! also wear diapers! and bring wipes at the next school you attend!
you must know the difference between gases and matter!
2007-01-21 17:41:19 · answer #2 · answered by wise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question and poem show why no woman would ever want to sleep with you.
Perhaps if you studied up a bit on the subject of sex, and what sorts of things actually do turn women on, you might eventually get laid.
Probably not, but MAYBE.
2007-01-21 20:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by tehabwa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just sit back and take it easy until the guys in white suits come to give you a nice ride in their white van.
2007-01-21 17:30:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was inspired,you definitely have a career in literature! Keep up the good work.
2007-01-21 17:35:15 · answer #5 · answered by New Boots. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The poem is totally hilarious, that's just made my day. make some more, don't post it over n over again (i know)
2007-01-21 18:38:39 · answer #6 · answered by floydrose86 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats hilarious! I dont really see anyone getting horny over that, and if they did would you really want to be with them?
2007-01-21 17:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was the dumbest poem I`ve ever read!
2007-01-21 17:30:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You got to be kidding!
2007-01-21 17:28:29 · answer #9 · answered by Shossi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No... but you just made me very annoyed.
2007-01-21 21:09:20 · answer #10 · answered by venom! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋