The other day, I was tapping it from the back. All of a sudden my girl farted right on me. I was kinda mad. She just laughed. Isn't that inappropriate. Especially while I'm getting my stroke on?
2007-01-21 09:03:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Why are you mad?? You should be thanking her for doing that to you!!
If you find it so bad and inappropriate, she should dump you for a real man who would cherish her!!
2007-01-23 10:45:08 · answer #1 · answered by want_to_smell_girl_farts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know it is kind of dumb of you to get mad at something like that. I doubt if she done it on purpose. I mean cmon we wouldnt do something like that no matter what position you hittin us. But then again it was done from tha back and if you have a long stroke it is hard to hold on in. So dont be mad at her. It happened because you was squashing gutz. I guess you was doing something right. Oh by the way at least she didnt **** on you. I heared that happened to one of my buddies....he happend to have big ahem too.....so umm member 2 holes are kinda close and some people may have a weak stomach. But again you good, she aint shyt on you so keep doing what you doint and dont take this bussiness too serious.
2007-01-21 17:11:46 · answer #2 · answered by BK thang 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did you want her to do? Run away? Hold it for the next 20 minutes? Get over it.
Also, it might not have been a fart, per se. Sometimes air just ends up there during sex and it comes back out. So leave her alone.
2007-01-21 17:10:44 · answer #3 · answered by pippini 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gas is not something you can control a lot of the time. Grow up and realize that there are worse things than flatulence at inappropriate times.
2007-01-21 17:07:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what? Human beings fart, and you don't always have control over it. Laugh it off, be cool, and she'll forgive you next time you fart in bed.
2007-01-21 17:08:02 · answer #5 · answered by Emmy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you sure the fart came from her butt? if your doing her hard doggy style there is air sometimes pumped into the Virgina while doing this and when it escapes it sounds just like a butt fart.
2007-01-21 17:22:06 · answer #6 · answered by t_shirtman2612 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah - like you never farted!
2007-01-21 17:06:52 · answer #7 · answered by PRS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont get mad at her for being pushed to hard on the butt.
2007-01-21 17:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did she hold your head under the covers too
2007-01-21 17:33:55 · answer #9 · answered by usamedic420 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Get over it. Everybody farts.
2007-01-21 17:07:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋