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Question

1. When driving in traffic and someone throws eggs at my window I tend to?
2. When swimming in the ocean and a octupus grabs my leg I tend to ?
3. When sitting in a movie theater and someone screams fire I tend to ?
4. When walking my imaginary dog and it wants to take a leak on the nearest tree what do I do?
5. When my children go to sleep on my feet infront of the fire I do this?
6. For my 5th birthday my parents gave me this?
7. I really (choose one) A. thought this survey was fun but a waste of time. B. Thought this survey was useless and boring. C. Thought that life could not exist without this useless survey.?

Answer 1

crap. thats my answer for all the questions.

Answer 2

1. Start hurling my own "car-egg" stash at the attacker

2. Pee my trunks, gather all the fish in the sea, and take that army via a trojan seahorse to the octopus's undersea home.

3. Run out of the theater lighting matches and laughing maniacally

4. Let the cute little thing do his business, while humming with my hands in my pockets and looking around nervously to make sure no one sees that my imaginary dog is visibly peeing on a tree.

5. Look at them lovingly, and then write in my journal for them to see in their later years about how they lovingly nearly crushed my legs as I was trapped only to sweat profusely for many hours that night.

6. a Desk with a whiteboard top

7. I really D. Think that this survey needs to be published for the world, so the world may be surveyed. Everyone needs to dig deep inside themselves and let the world know what they will do if an octopus grabs them.

Answer 3

1. Bail out while the car is still moving and find cover.
2. Grab his leg and show him how it feels.
3. Depends if the movies is any good or not, I'll wait until the ending to leave.
4. Give him a treat as his house training is going well.
5. Why are your children sleeping on the floor?
6. We couldn't afford to celebrate birthdays with gifts.
7. A.

Answer 4

1) I would stop at the first place where it's safe to stop, and wipe my windows clean. (while, I'm ashamed to say, doing some serious cursing in my head)

2) I tend to try and get my leg free as soon as possible, without
giving the octopus chances to grab more of me, oy.

3) I would try not panic, and leave the building as soon as possible. (yes, it may have been a "joke" by the person who screamed "Fire", but I'm sure not going to stay to find out. Well, UNLESS the fire was on the screen, and someone found it funny to let us know, LOL)

4) I'd let it....hey, no-one would care where my imaginary dog want to relieve itself. LOL.

5) I let them sleep, unless of course my kids lying on my feet would obstruct the blood flow to my feet, in that case I would wake my kids and take them to bed.

6) I honestly can't remember, it's almost 50 years ago already, LOL.

7) If I have to pick one : A.

Answer 5

1. I throw raw steak back at them. Then we can have steak and eggs.
2. Get out my sword and get ready for some calamari and pasta.
3. I scream QUIET Were trying to burn up while watching a movie.
4. I make sure it doesnt mistake my leg for a tree or a fire hydrant.
5. no kids.
6. I dont remember
7. A

Answer 6

1. I dont drive.
2. I dont go in the ocean.
3. Scream water.
4. I dont have and imaginary dog.
5. I dont got kids.
6. I dont remember that.
7. B

Answer 7

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Answer 8

1. i tend to eat the eggs that they throw
2. when the octopus grabs my leg, i gently shake back b/c were friends
3. shoot my gun
4. pretend to do it for him
5. kick their imaginary butts into the fire (no kids)
6. well i never lived with my parents they died when i was 2 from a freak accident with tap dancing
7. i thought this survey was a complete neccessity

Answer 9

1. Do a cool-looking 'A-team' style trick and causing them to crash, while maintaining my car in it's perfect state.
2. Swim away super-fast.
3. "shhhhhh!"
4. Wait for it to finish- everyone's entitled to take a leak whenever they want!
5. I have no children...
6. The little mermaid doll!
7. C, thanks for making life so much more meaningful.

Answer 10

1. make scrambled eggs on the road
2. Shake his hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand
3. scream WATER!
4. Let him pee
5. what children?
6. a cake, and a barbie... I think.
7. I really B. Thought this survey was useless and boring.

Answer 11

1. Get scared to death.
2. Get scared to death.
3. Run!!!!!
4. Let it take a leak.
5. Move them slowly.
6. Don't remember, I am 38.
7. B