A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
No insult intended towards blondes so please don't be offended if you are blonde.
(You can get me back by posting a brunette joke!)
2007-01-21 08:27:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
HAHAHAHA!!! You rocked my socks off!!! Stupid American football!!!! Oh, i'm American but I hate American football cuz it's sooo boring!!! Good one!
2007-01-21 10:23:01 · answer #1 · answered by ♀VANshee 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yeah and he would probably be PISSED to hear you run down our sport. First it makes you a poor sport, although is this the same guy who head butts people? In which case he might not mind if you are a poor sport. Anyway though if you took the time to LEARN about American Football you would see it is a game that requires a lot of thought. Heck I don't see how running around kicking a ball is technique(I'm simply comparing YOUR simplification to a simplification of futbol(soccer).)
2016-03-29 07:55:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They should have gotten that Chicago Bears quarterback, I would have given them 50 cents, the New Orleans Saints lost today and are not going to the Superbowl. Damn
2007-01-21 12:28:12 · answer #3 · answered by At Last WC2010 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Normally I would rally to the defense of my country and our kind of football. But I have to admit, that is funny.
2007-01-21 10:05:03 · answer #4 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's very funny. It really made me laugh!
2007-01-21 08:40:31 · answer #5 · answered by Mz. Massachusetts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe that's really funny!
2007-01-21 09:23:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL,cute joke!
Ur lucky im not blonde yet! lol
2007-01-21 08:56:26 · answer #7 · answered by Pinky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so what's your question? I get the joke. It's funny, but what ARE you asking? Also, you're talking about actual FOOTBALL in the SOCCER section.
2007-01-21 08:33:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Ha I laugh!!
2007-01-22 03:29:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-21 14:16:24 · answer #10 · answered by Prince of Denmark 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋