not really
2007-01-21 08:18:44
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Never even glance at them except for The Onion's weekly. They are the best from a fun and entertaining point of view. That is why most look for anyway. Here are some:
Your Birthday Today
You'll be brought face-to-face with your own mortality this week during a series of harrowing stabs to the jaw and forehead.
Aries March 21 - April 19
Long after your death, many will remember you as the first man ever to simultaneously break both the sound and cement barrier.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
Your new Civil War novel would have made a welcome addition to the corpus of American historical fiction if its main storyline hadn't already been used in an episode of Knight Rider.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
A man is often known by the company he keeps, which is more than enough reason for you to close down Wanton Bigotry, Inc.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
You'll wake up next to a dead Taiwanese prostitute Sunday morning, and immediately regret your decision to pick up a dead Taiwanese prostitute the night before.
2007-01-21 20:41:57
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answered by Chaine de lumière 7
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What does my "horoscope" (re: astrological forecast) really tell me?
Let's just look only at my sun sign: Virgo. Okay, so Pluto is completing a 12-year transit of my 4th house or roots, home and family, and a good use of this energy is resolving any long family transformations or settling down in a new home for a while. Jupiter is there until 2008, so you might be buying stuff for a new home or have luck resolving long-standing family issues.
Saturn is completing a 12th house transit that started in June 2005 and ends in Sept 2007. It's time to toss out things that don't work, not a good time to keep secrets, put old karma to rest. When Saturn enters your first house in September, it's time to get serious about your image and leave the past behind. Now is the time to prepare for that new 30-year karmic cycle.
Neptune is in the 6th house: May have some difficulty with established routines or establishing new ones (until 2012, work and routines are fluctuating)
Uranus in 7th house of partnerships: unexpected changes in partnerships, or you may be attracted to unusual people or you may suddenly feel like ending existing relationships.
Mars is in 5th house of romance, recreation, and travel for pleasure. You may be assertive in these matters.
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So essentially, my forecast tells me that there are suprises in my relationships, that my relationship to family or my "roots" is completing a major transformation, and that sometimes I may have difficulty establishing routines or old routines may be disrupted. All other transits are kind of fleeting and thus inconsequential.
Do you believe it?
2007-01-21 16:34:06
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answered by Anonymous
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You don't just pay attention to your sign only ..I believe that the most characteristic thing is your ascendant . It says your appearance! And after 40 years , all people definitely become into their ascendant by characteristically. (Ascendant sign is the Sun's position when you were born) And i am not sure how to say in english , it must be "moon sign" which means the Moon's position when you were born. Your moon says your feelings.
Your sign , ascendent and moon ; houses etc.. If you can understand the astrology , then you'll see your destiny. People , just have a wheel chart and compare! Our destiny is on the stars ...
2007-01-21 19:23:35
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answered by Rika 2
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I read them in the morning and then live my day not thinking about it. When i get home from work and i am reading the newspaper, i will come across my horoscope. Then i will see if it matches my day. So to answer you question, not all the time
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2007-01-21 17:40:43
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answered by Anonymous
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its funny because the majority of people tend to belive in them when its something good and somethig similar to what the horoscope said actually "sort of" happend to them.....besides that....i'll say horoscopes could be true up to some extend.....but do not expect the best out of them. Horoscopes is just an other invention of entertainment..
2007-01-21 18:41:46
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answered by Maria Maria! 3
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I'm a Virgo & I believe in my horoscope, but then again sometimes I'm the total opposite of a virgo. So who knows?
2007-01-21 17:14:09
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answered by helpishere 3
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Yes I do. My horoscope is Aries, and I am all the descriptions! I am
Good Side:
Adventurous and energetic
Pioneering and courageous
Enthusiastic and confident
Dynamic and quick-witted
I have a lot of gemini friends too!
Hope I help!
Bad Side:
Selfish and quick-tempered
Impulsive and impatient
Foolhardy and daredevil
LIKES:
-Action
-Coming in first
-Challenges
-Championing Causes
-Spontaneity
DISLIKES:
-Waiting Around
-Admitting Failure
-No opposition
-Tyranny
-Other peoples advice
That's me!
So yes I believe it's true!
2007-01-21 16:43:51
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answered by Anonymous
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I fully support my horoscope because I believe that the stars judge what your days will be everyday.
2007-01-21 19:25:54
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answered by estherlkimmelman 1
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horoscopes are mostly for entertainment. and most of those in the newspapers or magazines are so vague that they could apply to ANYONE.
Having said that......i read my online horoscope one day. it said that i would get good news of a raise.
Turns out, i got promoted that day (which came with a raise...). Maybe that was just luck!
2007-01-21 16:45:41
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answered by jmprince01 4
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Yes I actually believe in my horoscope. I am a cancer and they say cancers are emotional. You know what? I am very emotional! I am not telling you to believe but I do. Just believe in your heart. That is what is most important!!! If I may suggest, consult God about it. He can help you more than any of us.
2007-01-21 16:28:08
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answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5
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