when you meet your girlfriends parents for the first time,your at dinner ,you fart and follow through,soiling yourself ,what would you do? just sit in discomfort or try and sort your self out ,wiv out arousing suspision!!!!
2007-01-21 07:32:48 · 6 answers · asked by stunkout35 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
OMG I'm laughin my tail off! HaHAHAHA
Okay so more detail did this really happen?! It's like a scene from meet the parents! HAHAHAHAHA
Okay so my advice is this, get up immediately. I hope the smell didn't escape while you were sitting there (you definitely shoulda went to bathroom for this little emergency instead of sitting at table trying to squeeze it out so no one would hear! SHAME ON YOU!) But since it's too late, get up immediately, go to the bathroom and clean yourself. I don't know if this is a serious dinner or if you can just leave, if you can leave DO SO IMMEDIATELY (take your cell with you, say your mother called or something).
If not, while in the bathroom remove your stinky drawls, find a bag and go put them in the car (wash your rear FIRST if you can), you'll be freestyling for the rest of dinner but at least you won't be sitting there all funky...then LEAVE as soon as possible, no after dinner coffee, no nothing - leave!
Then make an appointment, you can't afford for this to EVER happen again...
2007-01-21 07:47:15 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. TT '07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd excuse myself and tell them, after a minute or two and going to the bathroom, that you needed to go home and change clothes. Then, if it's agreeable with them, come back. A good rule of thumb: Keep an extra set of clothes in or on what you drive--it could help not having to leave and change in case something like that, or something similar, happens again.
2007-01-21 15:40:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sort myself out without raising suspision. But when I knew it was coming I would have excused myself from the table and used the gents. Hell where are your table manners. Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
2007-01-21 15:37:15 · answer #3 · answered by george 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go and clean yourself up
2007-01-21 15:34:57 · answer #4 · answered by zen522 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excuse myself, clean up then go home
2007-01-21 15:37:25 · answer #5 · answered by fortyninertu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol eeew.. you dont want to know what awful thoughts that triggered off in my mind!
2007-01-21 15:36:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋