What's the daftest song lyric by a band that you like?

Question

For me it's got to be "Tonight there's gonna be a jail break, somewhere in this town" (Thin Lizzy)
Surely it's gonna be at the jail??!

Answer 1

Great moments in geography:

"Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan,
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home"

Led Zepplin

Yo, Mr. Plant sir. There ain't no levee's in mountains.

"If you're goin' down South
They go no work to do,
If you don't know about Chicago."

Er, Mr Plant, There ain't one heck of a lot NORTH of Chicago except Canada., eh?

-Dio

Answer 2

The 2 songs that I think of when I think of stupid lyrics are:

"A Horse With No Name" by America- mainly the line "for there ain't no one more to give you no pain"

"One" by Three Dog Night- "one is the lonliest number that you'll ever see....two can be as bad as one, it's the lonliest number except for number one"- still makes no sense

Answer 3

I choose my friends only far too well
I'm up on the pavement, they're all down in the cellar
With their government grants and my i.q.
They brought me down to size, academia blues
Louise is a girl, i know her well
She's up on the pavement, yes she's a weather girl
And i'm staying up here so i may be undone
She's inappropriate, but then she's much more fun and
When she smiles my way
My eyes go out in vain
She's got perfect skin
Shame on you, you've got no sense of grace, shame on me
Ah just in case i might come to a conclusion
Other than that which is absolutely necessary
And that's perfect skin
Louise is the girl with the perfect skin
She says turn on the light, otherwise it can't be seen
She's got cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin
And she's sexually enlightened by cosmopolitan and
When she smiles my way
My eyes go out in vain
For her perfect skin
Yeah that's perfect skin
She takes me down to the basement to look at her slides
Of her family life, pretty weird at times
At the age of ten she looked like greta garbo
And i loved her then, but how was she to know that
When she smiles my way
My eyes go out in vain
She's got perfect skin
Up eight flights of stairs to her basement flat
Pretty confused huh, being shipped around like that
Seems we climbed so high now we're down so low
Strikes me the moral of this song must be there never has been one

Answer 4

There's loads of them but who cares if they have a catchy tune?
If they're not wierd enough already you can always add your own 'soundalike' lyrics....

Anyway what about all those songs with wierd titles?
For example:
"He left me for my granny" by Jessica Martin
and
"I've fallen in love with a sheep" by Liza Sadovy

But there have been stupid songs doing the rounds for years:
"Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?"
and I've never understood:
"I'm walking backwards for Christmas"

Answer 5

"Carpal Tunnel of Love" by Fall Out Boy...
We take sour sips
From life's lush lips
We shake shake shake the hips
In relationships
Stop by this disaster town
You'll put your eyes to the sun and say "I know"

"Bicycle Race" by Queen:
Fat bottomed girls theyll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicyi want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

Answer 6

The lyrics to "I Am The Walrus" by the Beatles. The song makes no sense.

Answer 7

eminem-rain man- till then i'll just walk around with a manly strut because i aint got no legs or no brains lol wtf!this is just a classic

Answer 8

I find this one quite daft:

I've played in every toilet but you still want to spoil it' (Muscle Museum by Muse).

Why on earth would you want to play in a toilet in the first place?

Answer 9

The line in the new order song ' when i was a very small boy, very small boys talked to me'.
Obviously they talked to them they were after all, the same age!

Answer 10

acca doo doo doo push pinapple shake the tree arghhhhhh