Well, you see my bowel movements are very regular and they move every day but since saturday ive noticed in the toilet bowl there is a very strong smell of kippers and there is kipper bones in my faeces! Its quite painful to poo, i have to get brother to put vaseline on my bum bit every 2 hours! I asked brother if this was normal to have bones and he said he has always got a bone and when it happens to him again can i put some vaseline on it! anyway, my question is, shall i use something other than vaseline to put on my bit? sent
2007-01-21 07:01:52 · 27 answers · asked by fletch 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
ha ha..your stories get wilder.yes its normal....for you anyway,stick to the vaseline
2007-01-21 07:04:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vaseline the Kippers before eating!
2007-01-21 07:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by Carrot Cruncher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if you have been eating kippers, then it would be fair enough to assume kipper bones would come out but if you haven't eaten any kippers then you should be worried..
Oh yeah and don't get your brother to put vaseline on your bum. Or your/his bone....that's incest!
2007-01-21 07:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by Clazza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmmm...kippers.
2007-01-21 07:26:33 · answer #4 · answered by INDRAG? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I still can't get over what a boring life you must lead if you have to get pleasure from making up stories like these. Just too sad to be laughable
2007-01-21 08:50:24 · answer #5 · answered by pamperpooch39 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Er first I would ask my mum and second I would stop eating kippers! Crikey!
Paul
2007-01-21 07:04:58 · answer #6 · answered by Paulie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he comes in my garden i will kick him up the backside & send him back to you for the vaseline treatment
2007-01-21 09:53:32 · answer #7 · answered by ANDREW H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have more issues then, kipper stuck up your what ever ,seek help before you lose all self respect,
2007-01-21 07:14:47 · answer #8 · answered by JJ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh Rachel, when will thee wed I? You're not a bad looker, but it is thy rambunctious nature that woos me so! I await thee to open thy bosom and dropeth thy knickers and let me taste they own kipper.
2007-01-21 07:12:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you need mental help more then anything and you are so immature. I hope your bum burns really bad.
2007-01-21 07:06:10 · answer #10 · answered by rochelle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋