A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a New England
Patriots fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Pats fans too.
Not really knowing what a Pats fan was, but wanting to be like d by
their
teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, with one exception. Susie has not gone along with
the
crowd.
The teacher asks Susie why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a patriot fan" she reports.
"Then the teacher asks the girl, "What are you?"
"I'm an Indianapolis Colts fan" boasts the little girl.
The teacher asks Susie why she is a Colts fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Colts fans, so I'm a Colts fan too", she
responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron
and
your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a New England Patriots fan."
2007-01-21 04:39:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
First of all- VERY FUNNY
Second -Read this little story then I'll tell you what I'M a fan of:
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person.
He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit.. it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years. Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a
headache."
New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS
I'M A FAN OF GETTING SECOND OPINIONS!!!
2007-01-21 11:47:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice. I'm 100% an Indianapolis Colts fan and they are gonna kick butt today! Those Patriots are going down!
2007-01-21 04:46:58 · answer #2 · answered by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
standard Fan - A Fan Who Cheers On His team And Watches Them as much as He/she will. Die annoying Fan - A Fan Who relatively gets Into the recreation And will possibly in no way pass over something For There team. Bandwagon - somebody Who Trades communities while they are Doing undesirable And grow to be partial to A team it relatively is Doing greater advantageous. stable good fortune!
2016-10-31 22:12:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright girl...I'm not a sports person, but this was funny, and I'm a HORSE person, so I gave you a Thumbs Up..lol
I do get caught up in the local excitement here, because we have a Pro football team, and a stadium and all that goes with that. But, I'm very into the local Nascar stuff.
2007-01-21 06:50:36 · answer #4 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and a very good point and go Colts
2007-01-21 04:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love it!Go Colts!
2007-01-21 04:46:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
It wouldn't be funny if I were a Patriots fan, though.
2007-01-21 04:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by Donna T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seems a bit twisted to me really....
I'd be on the look out for some sort of mental illness. :)
2007-01-22 03:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by JC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aww the tire doesnt roll far from the trailer
2007-01-21 04:44:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I bow to no man
2007-01-21 04:42:59 · answer #10 · answered by Speed Limit - 100 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋