10. No mushroom clouds have been seen... not yet, at least.
9. Iraq is becoming a religious state, just like America should be!
8. We are prouder to be Americans because at least we think we're free
7. We get to to fight the terrorists over there, which creates more terrorists, which we will then fight again... over there
6. We didn't exchange blood for oil, we exchanged it for basically nothing
5. We avenged the death of 2,792 Americans by killing another 2,928
4. Iran now wants to help us
3. WMDs were found... in North Korea
2. Being in the National Guard became very exciting
1. Saddam got a shave
2007-01-21 04:33:22 · 6 answers · asked by cory j 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I hope your a woman, because this is really gay. I know Hastert and Foley aren't on the menu any more for rehab reasons, but seriously.
2007-01-21 04:39:18 · answer #1 · answered by Rita B 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Letterman would be proud - if you haven't sent this to him you should. Better yet send it to the RNC and Tony Snow.
2007-01-21 12:46:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot to add that it is fun to make fun of George Bush Jr
2007-01-21 12:41:00 · answer #3 · answered by sandy 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha yoo your brilliant i love it!
2007-01-21 12:39:00 · answer #4 · answered by xstreetplayax101 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Letterman you ain't!
2007-01-21 12:41:12 · answer #5 · answered by taxidriver 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Excellent, thanks for the laugh.
2007-01-21 12:46:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋