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My Border Collie shakes with his right paw - old Golden Retreiver with his left. Go to your dog now and see!

2007-01-21 03:41:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

13 answers

No way. My lab shakes with his right and he is a passionate liberal. Sorry, that's a myth.

However if your dog speaks more than one language, he is surely a liberal. If he eats his own ****, Republican.

2007-01-21 03:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by justagirl33552 4 · 1 2

My dogs are mother & daughter Yorkie mixes, so they must be Liberals as they obviously do not support abortion but do support mixed unions. So far as the paw shaking thing, give me a break. Anything that interrupts their naps or ad nauseum barking would be an affront. Maybe they are Republicans. I don't know and they don't care. I do know that they support lobbying, as anyone who gives them a bacon treat would get their vote. If Jack Abramoff had a pocket full of actual pork, my dogs would be in the cell with him right now. They are whores.

2007-01-21 03:56:36 · answer #2 · answered by happy heathen 4 · 1 0

Assuming she is conscious a thank you to take a seat down, have her take a seat in front of you. provide the command you desire to apply " Shake" or "Paw" and attain down, p.c.. up her leg and gently shake. provide her a manage and compliment her with "solid Shake!" or such. you ought to use very tiny products or treats, ruin bones aside into small chuncks or such, or use her very own dogs nutrition as a manage. Repeat. repeat repeat... you get the assumption? quickly she would be able to be taught which you somewhat desire her to grant her paw up once you assert the command. How long it takes relies upon on the dogs. some dogs p.c.. it up in a some tries, others take lots longer. yet for her to be solid with any trick, you're able to save education it and worthwhile. try 5-10 minute training, two times an afternoon.

2016-12-16 09:51:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

My border collie is a right paw shaker also. My mutt is a left paw shaker. But my dogs are so lazy and carefree that they can't possibly have political affiliation. They wouldn't care enough.

2007-01-21 03:46:04 · answer #4 · answered by Jilli Bean 5 · 1 0

My dog Bailey shakes with his right paw. But he says he's a Libertarian!
Woof!

2007-01-21 03:49:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

my dog weighs over 130 lbs. he shakes with whatever paw he wants to.

2007-01-21 03:55:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My boxer's definitely a Republican... he barks at CNN. He also tells me that he's been thinking of signing up with the Marines; wants to blow stuff up.

2007-01-21 03:45:27 · answer #7 · answered by madjennyvane 3 · 2 0

My cat smacked a frog poodle around.

2007-01-21 03:56:47 · answer #8 · answered by tabs 3 · 0 0

My dog is a Liberal I think..Too un-polite to shake hands and sniffs butts all the time..

2007-01-21 03:47:43 · answer #9 · answered by BAARAAACK 5 · 2 2

My dog dances with both hands, what does that make her, a flip-floper?

2007-01-21 03:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by Theophile 2 · 1 0

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