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2007-01-21 03:05:46 · 14 answers · asked by . 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have a tank full of gas, Atomic Kitten is playing on the radio, and I'm bombing down a deserted country road launching off of humpback bridges always on the alert for speedtraps and roaming sheep. The only thing I'm missing is a fcuking teapot.
2007-01-21 06:59:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
day 1 too many in the big brother house, and as the housemates are fighting over whether the teapot is objectively red or only an individual opinion, big brother sends in a sheep from the deserted welsh countryside to spice things up a little bit, after hearing this announcement through text, the well known evil humpback genius with a penchant for white cats, sends out a warning to let the sheep go, or an atomic attack will commence, big brother seeing its chance to claim a big insurance payout, abandons the housemates in a pink tank designed especially for this type of thing.-hell i don't know if this is more than 100 words but its less than a thousand so be thankful or else!!
2007-01-21 05:51:16 · answer #2 · answered by alex w 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Alert; Be on the look out for an Atomic Tank being driven by a Humpback Sheep who stole a Teapot from a Deserted town.
2007-01-21 03:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
One day whilst listening to Atomic Kitten singing "I'm a Little Teapot" on my iPod, I decided to visit a local Gallery hosting a Damien Hirst exhibition. One of the pieces was called "Away from the Flock" composed of a dead sheep in a glass tank of formaldehyde. The items on show were pretty bizarre, which probably explained why the place was deserted. I looked at a leaflet, which claimed Hirst's next exhibit was going to be called "Extinction Alert" featuring a Humpback Whale, this was so disturbing I decided to leave and never come back.
2007-01-21 03:46:45 · answer #4 · answered by Closed 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There once was an Atomic Sheep who loved to drink tea from her favorite Teapot. While having a cup, she was put on Alert that there was a Deserted Humpback whale on the loose, so she hopped in her Tank and ran him over. The End
2007-01-21 03:13:29 · answer #5 · answered by Em H. 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Many years ago I deserted from the army and rushed home to Ireland – I stole a teapot on the way out and when I rubbed the pot a genie appeared. I wished that my humpback would be cured – bingo it was. Next I wished for an attractive sheep – bingo she appeared. Alert to the fact I had only one wish left, I sat down and tank about it for a wee while. I asked the genie if it was ok to take my time – he said Aye – no trouble at o Mic.
2007-01-21 03:29:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A sheep went back to the place he called his home- the abandoned army tank- it looked like a giant teapot. He was on high alert because there was a mental humpback on the loose with an atomic bomb. He deserted the tank and set out to find his house mate.
( what a masterpeice)
2007-01-21 05:09:08 · answer #7 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I heard the alert go out for an atomic sheep in a tank. The place was deserted as an empty teapot in a humpback's apartment.
2007-01-21 03:17:38 · answer #8 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
News Alert... Wildcat has deserted her hunky fella the humpback in the hand knitted tank top as she caught him doing teapot impersonations in front of a sheep to Blondie's Atomic.
2007-01-21 03:15:39 · answer #9 · answered by brainlady 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
on a cold january day, a tank with a teapot on it came over to me to alert me that a sheep with an atomic weapon strapped to it was coming towards me. I was informed that the sheep was hell bent on destroying the humpback camel i was riding on, through the deserted plains of hell. needless to say i called the police and was happy to say they arrived in under an hour.
2007-01-21 03:12:41 · answer #10 · answered by dosteyevsky_crimeandpunishment 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋