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I will give a best answer to someone who gives me the most interesting, unique, funny comments. It could be a remark or comment about anything. Take your pick, think of something good, and earn 10 points for a best answer.....

2007-01-20 22:34:39 · 21 answers · asked by ader 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

It can be rude by the way! I just want to hear something funny, not stupid and something I've never heard before...

2007-01-20 22:50:43 · update #1

I'm a straight teenager bloke, so play to what I want to hear lol. It'd work lol

2007-01-20 23:15:49 · update #2

21 answers

I whitty and im cool,

Im funny to be true

Im here, Im there

Im everywhere but in your head

Im smart im nice

Im even scared of mice

I like to sit at home

Looking at my dog eating his bone

I know this is lame and ugly

but you wanted my personality

2007-01-20 22:39:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Have you heard about a new thing called "scambaiting". No doubt you've had one of those E-mails at some point from some guy in nigeria who's got a large sum of money he needs to deposit into a bank account in your name for 20% of the overall figure (basically a big con). Well I've come across this new way of wasting their time and generally making their life a nuisance. Simply reply to their e-mail telling them you would love to help them out but your religion forbids you to enter into business transactions with people who aren't of your faith. They'll be so willing to con you they will happily ask you how they join your faith. Then comes the fun tell them they can't join your faith unless they make a charitable donation to your cause. Oila you've conned a con man! Of course this is just one of many different stories you can use have fun with it and be carefull what details you give and very soon you to could become a Scam Baiter!

2007-01-20 22:51:17 · answer #2 · answered by Dragon 6 · 0 1

Myers Briggs.

2007-01-20 22:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by echo 1 · 0 0

Aye aye aye. Breastos Maximos. Fantasticos.

2007-01-20 22:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by R Stoofaloh 4 · 0 0

I love the following one-liners :

-Advice: what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't.

-Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.

-Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

2007-01-20 23:24:02 · answer #5 · answered by Joshua 5 · 0 0

i love my little world, with tiaras and ball gowns, lapping up the attention of my would be suitors, all the while keeping my heart locked until he who has the key that fits comes to rescue me from my gilded cage.

2007-01-20 22:43:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Something funny and not stupid

2007-01-20 23:01:15 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I could use another 10 points. Hopefully my obvious and undeniable desperation is enough for you.

2007-01-20 22:39:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I just ate and I`m full as a tick!Southern humor!

2007-01-21 23:37:54 · answer #9 · answered by pumpkin 4 · 0 0

There are ten types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

2007-01-20 22:42:03 · answer #10 · answered by toietmoi 6 · 2 0

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