can't sleep AND include these phrases?
1. I can't sleep because he KISSED ME TODAY!!
2. I'll bet he's been asleep for hours.
3. I hope I don't snore in church.
4. Now what would Matt Dillon and Miss Kitty do if they couldn't fall asleep?
5. I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man.
2007-01-20 20:34:53 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Everytime I close my eyes and try to sleep, the thought, that horrible thought, flashes in front of my eyes and I want to throw up. Is it any wonder I can't doze off - and will you look at the blinking time - 4.30am. I sat up in bed and spoke aloud to myself 'Tell me it's not true, did he or did he not kiss you'. I had to answer myself in the affirmative. 'I can't sleep because he kissed me today and not only that, but he tried to give me some tongue'. Once again I feel sick.
Then another thought came to my mind. 'I bet he thinks nothing of it, after all he's used to all that sort of thing. I'll even bet he's been asleep for hours' again I cursed myself for allowing myself to be put in that situation. 'Never, ever again' I promised.
It was that so-and-so Charlie who arranged it all. But don't worry, 'Revenge is a dish best served cold' as my old Grandad used to say, and by God, I will certainly reek revenge on that ****.
I looked at the alarm clock again. 4.40am. 'Sugar' I thought 'If I do manage to get to sleep now, I will never be able to get up for 7am Mass'. 'God' I prayed 'I hope I don't snore in church. Father O'Brien will do his pieces and read me out from the altar'.
Maybe a cup of hot weak tea will help. No, it will only make it worse. Kissing a man - 'Geeze. And I thought it was Beverley' suddenly the evening again flashed in front of my eyes.
We had all, when I say all, I mean the regular gang, met up in the pub after work and we were having an enjoyable relaxing hour before going home. Beverley had been looking as beautiful as ever and to tell you the truth, she is the only woman I would be willing to die for. Well, things went on and one thing led to another. I saw Charlie having quite an intimate chat with Bev, but thought nothing further of it.
Shortly after, they rejoined the group and Beverley started off making eyes at me. Of course she knows how I feel. 'I need a drink' she called out 'a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man' she moaned. 'Paddy' Charley nudged me 'You're in my son, fill your boots'. He then pushed me over to beside Beverley, grabbed my hands and began to massage her back with them. 'Lower Paddy' she moaned 'lower'.
I was as nervous as hell, and became moreso when she turned around and put her arms around me. She puckered up her lips and told me to close my eyes as she had a surprise for me. 'Geeze' I thought 'one of my dreams is about to come true'. She pulled me towards her and I felt the wet lips against mine. Suddenly she was probing with her tongue. Me, the big idiot that I am, opened my mouth to feel a tongue, then for the life of me I don't know why, but I also opened my eyes.
'Bloody hell' it was Charlie kissing me. I almost threw up and to be honest, as Charlie is not that way inclined, he almost threw up alongside me. Three cheers went up from the crowd and I realised that Charlie has obviously won a bet and that I would probably have to get a transfer if this little escapade gets around.
What time is it now. A quick look at the alarm clock. 5.15am. Crap.
What do other people do when they can't sleep. For instance, now what would Matt Dillon and Miss Kitty do if they couldn't fall asleep. As I began to ponder, my eyes became heavy and I never did in fact figure that one out. I slept through until 12 noon and ended up spending the rest of the day planning my revenge on Charlie. I have no doubt that it will include his nudity but the exact plan is not yet fully formulated. Watch this space......
2007-01-21 03:24:48 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Okay I can't sleep either, but it is only 1:47 in Vegas, the city that never sleeps, ironic? Anyway i really don't want to use those phrases b/c I have no idea how I would incorporate them into this para. Man isn't this Yahoo stuff addicting though, I've been on it alot today. I don't think I am sounding too amusing sorry...I just watched Stigmata, kinda of odd..I hope you get some sleep soon and if not just ask weird questions and see what kind of responses you get, I think I might start doing that, hmmm? Bye
2007-01-21 04:49:04 · answer #2 · answered by Jenna 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
To demanding sweaty,… dam*t I’m sure he will need a good sleep to take rest.
2007-01-21 04:45:06 · answer #3 · answered by Hunter_boy* 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋