Its like trying to get an athesist to go to church i tell ya i need some clues she just dont get it
2007-01-20 20:20:41 · 24 answers · asked by GETRDID 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol do whatever u want
2007-01-20 20:23:48 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell your sister you wish to treat her to a fun day at the zoo. (Note: do not take your car - must use her car).
Upon arriving at the zoo, go check out some of exhibits, tour the petting zoo, watch a show, get some zoo-food, visit the gift store, ....buy her a zoo T-shirt. Politely excuse yourself to the restroom. Discretely contact local taxi service. Request a 20 minute (or less) pickup. Provide zoo's location, and meeting coordinates for main entrance. Complete restroom break and resume with sister.
Inform sister that there is a new "animal babies" exhibit you want her to see. While removing T-shirt from bag, explain that it's a surprise. Administer "T-shirt blindfold." Continue to lead her towards the Skunk Exhibit. Make sure the coast is clear....approach exhibits guardrail, and proceed to toss sister into the exhibit.
Take mental picture, deep breath, run like Hell towards main entrance/exit, and rendevous with your taxi.
Ok.... that's totally lame. Just go buy some "can-O-asss" and secretly sprinkle contents on her bed sheets. Overnight, her bodyheat will activate the powder, resulting in one snarly smelly shower-bound sister. Works great at the office.
2007-01-20 22:31:01 · answer #2 · answered by Aara's sojourn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait until she is asleep and then hog tie her and carry her into the shower(you must wear rubber gloves and something to cover you up so you can either throw it away or bleach it), then proceed to SCRUB her with a scrub brush. Then when you are done, you can untie her and she can finish drying herself. Good Luck
2007-01-20 20:28:30 · answer #3 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about offering to pay her? Say...give her $5 or $10 just to go take a quick shower/bath.
2007-01-20 20:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by Brenda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Set up a shower right beside an all you can eat buffet. Tell her she can keep eating as long as she allows people to wash her (you'll need volunteers).
It's kind of like when she had her stomach stapled.
2007-01-20 20:29:18 · answer #5 · answered by Buttercup Rocks! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her the laundry and dishes are in there and if she jumps in and gets it all done in the shower she would be killing 3 birds with one stone and she will go for it feeling proud that y'all is gonna have those 3 birds for supper .....
2007-01-20 20:31:28 · answer #6 · answered by catersqueen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got an idea, put $100 bill in the tub or a pic of a naked dude from playgirl in the showers then when she gets the bait close the shower doors and lock them until she finish with her shower.
2007-01-20 20:27:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Moley ... that's tough.. Well you can put a donut on a stick and lead her into the pen and then hose her off
Get R Done
j/k :)
Larry the Cable guy is awsome
2007-01-20 20:25:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, this is funny! tell her that she smells awful and the reason why her biggest crush will not even dare look at her, or get near her for that matter, is because of her stinky smell! She will be in the shower in no time!
2007-01-20 20:26:32 · answer #9 · answered by Proud Espanyol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you put a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon in the bathtub and when she goes to get it, turn the water on.
2007-01-20 20:24:50 · answer #10 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spray her with a water hose and throw bars of soap at her. Maybe she'll get the hint.
2007-01-20 20:23:39 · answer #11 · answered by ஐ♥Gin♥ஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋