Is there any rednecks in here tonight
2007-01-20 20:05:56 · 21 answers · asked by GETRDID 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
no i dont think so
2007-01-20 20:12:08 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have every Larry the Cable Guy album like me,
and say the followin all the time, you might a redneck;
Get R Done
or
Got R Did
or
I don't care who you are thats funny right there
or
theres your sign
or
if your call butlin a boy you might be a redneck,
if you wear a shirt with the sleeves cut off you might be a redneck,
if you are so obsessed with how funny Larry The Cable Guy is that you know all this stuff you might be a redneck
2007-01-21 05:01:34 · answer #2 · answered by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know you are a extreme redneck when you have a Larry the Cable Guy avatar
2007-01-21 04:14:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can recite all the Jeff Foxworthy jokes AND can sing all the words to "Here's your sign" and get them right, you KNOW you're a redneck.
And you can top that by knowing the words to more Cletus Judd songs than "If Shania was mine".
If you can watch a marathon of Hee-Haw and say the jokes along with the actors, you just might BE a redneck.
2007-01-21 04:13:23 · answer #4 · answered by brotherjonah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A few years ago, I took my sister to Wal Mart to show her rednecks in their natural environment. While we were driving through the parking lot, we were viewing all the red necks like it was a zoo or something and the epitomy of red necks flashed by.
This is what he looked like:
He was wearing a pair of camoflage pants, a day glow construction workers vest (unzipped with his fat belly and hair chest hanging out), a pair of slippers, and a greasy John Deere tractor baseball cap. He was missing his front teeth. And, the piece de resistance---he was carrying a canvas rifle case.
Hilarious I tell ya!
2007-01-21 04:14:01 · answer #5 · answered by Misty B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you live in a trailer with more than 3 junk cars in the yard and 6 dirty kids making mud pies, you might be a redneck.
2007-01-21 04:10:04 · answer #6 · answered by ஐ♥Gin♥ஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya know yur an extreme redneck when your hubby ties the ring of bologna around yur neck to get the dog to go to you and stop humping his leg ....
lol not very good but tired here....
proud to be a redneck and a member of the trl park trash society..
now married to a Newfie living in redneck Alberta lol
please dont anyone take that wrong.... I mean it all in a good way.....
2007-01-21 04:18:11 · answer #7 · answered by catersqueen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know your a extreme redneck when your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2007-01-21 04:18:43 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Becky ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah i'm a redneck and proud of it! Us rednecks are good love makers.
btw, i love ya man!
2007-01-21 04:12:32 · answer #9 · answered by Hilllbilly_gal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A southern man spoke frantically into the phone,
'my wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.
"No ya dummy" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"
This man is an extreme redneck definitely lol
2007-01-21 04:20:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You get your pickup stuck in the snow, Take your 24 pack of beer for the walk home. Grab your dog and other pickup. Drive down the snowy two-track where your truck got stuck. Chainsaw the ice off your tires. Walk back home to get your tow truck and tow all the trucks home to the farm. Repeat the steps tomorrow night.
2007-01-21 04:42:29 · answer #11 · answered by C J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋