For instance 'You will laugh on the other side of your face in a minute'!
2007-01-20 19:58:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
"If you keep pulling faces, the wind will change and you will stay like that for the rest of your life"
"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence"
"You just wait until your father gets home, then you will really cop it"
What I tell my daughter,
"Your as good as anyone else, so don't let anyone tell you different"
"If one door close, then another one opens"
"what goes around comes around"
"Be grateful for what you have, not what you don't have"
2007-01-20 20:44:17 · answer #1 · answered by reka_poti 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There were classics in my house growing up, PICK ONE
* You don't even know what Ball park you're in
* Use your head for something other than a Hat Rack
* I'll BOX your ears in
* How bout a wrap in the mouth ? (this was'nt in reference to food, "wrap's" were NOT invented yet)
* You'll be picking my shoe out of your @ss for a week !
* I'm going to put a window in an 8 Ball so that you can see,
(this was in reference to "you're always behind the "8 Ball")
Then there was my favorite, the one where none of my brothers or sisters ever understood.
* It will pass you by so fast that it will make your head ______ !(sometimes it was "SPIN" sometimes it was "SWIM", nobody was ever sure which one it was, it kept getting switched)
All of these orders, and sayings must be done with a 1/8" Chesterfield cigarette in one's mouth, with an ash that is about to fall (but never does) not exceeding the minimal 1" inch ash rule. If the cigarette comes out of the mouth, look out, that means that the "belt" is next !
An Irish household growing up in NY
2007-01-21 04:11:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When had a fight with my sister my mum would say " 6 to 1, half a dozen to the other , was she pushed or did she fall" in other words we were both to blame.
2007-01-21 05:14:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time when she was getting a splinter out of my finger my grandma told me "Think of everything but a red fox's tail"
2007-01-21 04:03:08 · answer #4 · answered by lunartic5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You'll be like me one day"....OR
"I'm fed up to me back teeth"....OR
"Will you two be quiet or I'll knock your heads together" (usually used in conjunction with fighting, just an empty threat by the way)....OR
"Just wait until you have kids" Then laughs HA HA!
2007-01-21 12:55:26 · answer #5 · answered by jem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad says "I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw" Lol. I think it's funny...
: D
2007-01-21 05:27:55 · answer #6 · answered by tumbles86 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't stop crying I will give you something to cry for in a minute!
2007-01-21 06:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by Saudi Geoff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my mom would call farts "poofies"
i thought it was a real word for a long time
then i found out that none of my friends knew what the heck that was.
2007-01-21 04:07:29 · answer #8 · answered by soren 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine would always say,, "Whats the matter with you" Or "You just wait till your father gets home"
2007-01-21 04:04:18 · answer #9 · answered by g_man 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll wipe that smile off your face
2007-01-21 08:43:29 · answer #10 · answered by HELEN L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋