Whats the funniest thing you've ever saw a child do in pubic ??

Question

or heard them say it could even be anybody

Oh hell i meant public everyone oops my blooper

Answer 1

once at a beauty salon my friends cousin who is 3 went up to a random girl and smacked her butt.

and once we were trying to leave her house and he didn't want us to leave so he viciously said "you ain't going no where b*tches" but he has a lisp so it was so cute.

Answer 2

i in my opinion talked about a pre-schooler, bundled up way too a lot, provide way on a snowy area walk clone of the little brother from the Christmas tale movie. The undesirable youngster really might want to no longer upward push up. the dreaded component become how lengthy to took mom to word. She become honestly some steps away at the same time as the youngster all started crying. also, throughout my illustrious career at KFC, I mopped the eating room one evening. Then somewhat woman about 2 years previous walked as a lot because the "moist floor" signal. She become about an same top because the signal and could were a genius interpreting at 2 because she merely stood there and followed the instructions. "moist floor"

Answer 3

I actually saw a pre-schooler, bundled up way too much, fall down on a snowy side walk just like the little brother from the Christmas Story movie. The poor kid really could not get up. The scary thing was how long to took mom to notice. She was actually a few steps away when the kid started crying.

Also, during my illustrious career at KFC, I mopped the dining room one evening. Then a little girl about 2 years old walked up to the "wet floor" sign. She was about the same height as the sign and must have been a genius reading at 2 because she just stood there and followed the directions. "Wet Floor"

Answer 4

Thankfully I've never seen them do anything in pubic. However, I did see a kid really loudly ask a rather large woman of about 60 if she was pregnant in front of a HUGE line-up waiting for the plane at an airport. I don't know who was most embarrassed, the woman or the parents.

Answer 5

A little girl (who shall remain nameless cuz she is no longer a little girl and would kill me for telling this story) of about 4, had a new cousin. First boy cousin. She asked what "that" was when the baby was being changed..the answer was, ofcourse "honey, that's a penis..boys have them girls don't." That answer seemed to be the end of it...until one day at church...she picked THEE quietest most solemn moment of the service, then pointed up at Jesus Christ's statue on the cross and very loudly asked "Does Jesus Christ have a penis Mommy?"

Both, parents turned so many shades of red, as the church sat in stunned silence for a second, then uniformly burst out in hilarious laughter.

Answer 6

Well, this past Christmas my 4 year old son stood in the middle of Target and sung at the top of his lungs Jingle Bells "Twinkle Bells" his version. He had a whole audience. He was even applauded!

Answer 7

I assume you meant "public", not "pubic". I had my 7 year old son with me at the hardware store, and I was buying some screws to finish a project we had started that morning, during which I was teaching him how to use a screwdriver. I had the screws at the counter, waiting to pay for them, and my son suddenly said, "Daddy, I really like screwing."

Answer 8

While we were at a nearby park and one of my sons, who are grown now, was just 2 yrs. old, needed to pee, he walked over to the joggers track and pulled down his pants and started peeing just as a jogger came around the bend. The worst part was that the jogger happened to be my college english teacher who lived near by.
He was very cool about it.

Answer 9

was driving home one afternoon and saw a red-headed(ginger) boy probably around 4 or 5 running down the sidewalk stark-naked with his mother in hot pursuit

Answer 10

my niece once dropped her pants in the chekout line of a grocery store. and then announced to everyone she was a big girl because she didnt wear diapers anymore!